Mr. Kennedy is totally not injured

Mr. Kennedy recently posted a video of himself on Facebook (which is where I go for all my news), and in said video he is shaking both wrists around with much gusto, like a kid out in the rain. This is to apparently dispel the rumors circulating online that he injured his wrist in that [...]

WWE releases Mr. Kennedy, I release hearty laughter

We’re speechless: WWE announced today the release of Mr. Kennedy. Why was he released? Because as my headline a couple of days ago said, he sucks. I feel a blog bubbling up inside me… -Eric

Poll: Which show was better this week, Raw or iMPACT!?

I know Powell just did one of these on Dot Net, but since Impact just ended about 90 minutes ago, we’re doing one for this week. Raw sucked. Impact always sucks. The question for you fine people is, which show was better this week (May 25-29), WWE Monday Night Raw or TNA iMPACT!? Was the [...]

Haha, you suck, Mr. Kennedy

Yeah, I ripped that headline style off from What Would Tyler Durden Do, but it’s true. I thought I saw it happen, but Jason Powell at Prowrestling.net confirmed it: Mr. Kennedy injured his wrist during his return match on Raw last night, a 10-man tag featuring many wrestlers much higher on the card (and deservedly [...]

TNA Adds Two More Washouts

 
So for those of you who watched TNA’s Sacrifice PPV last night you may be wondering just who is coming to Impact on Thursday. You know what I am talking about right? Jeremy Borash, he of the famed 1920’s bug eyed reaction shot face, teased us all and then told us to text TNA to [...]

Victoria TNA Bound?

According to James Caldwell over at PWTorch.com via a whole slew of detective work, TNA has apparently signed my former flame Victoria. By former flame I mean my former masturbatory fantasy of course. Victoria left WWE earlier this year and claimed it was a retirement. Well, she retired from WWE apparently but not wrestling. Last [...]

May 23, 2009: 10th anniversary of Owen Hart’s death

We miss you, Owen. SG readers, feel free to leave comments with your favorite Owen Hart moments. -Eric

TNA is a joke, tries to leech off WWE/NBA snafu

I don’t think I technically used “snafu” correctly (it’s Army-talk for “Situation Normal: All Fucked Up,” and the Pepsi Arena thing was all fucked up, so it might not be that wrong), but I didn’t want to use Jason Powell’s/Dot Net’s word, “debacle”. I truly think so little of TNA, the little engine that can’t, [...]

Stunt Granny Audio #44

Yup you guessed it; Stunt Granny Audio is back and Jeremy and Kevin talk exclusively about the drama with this week’s Monday Night Raw. The guys go over both sides of the coin and discover that Jeremy’s healthy disdain of the NBA is in full effect. They both bitch about the scheduling of not just [...]

WWE Raw moved from Denver to Los Angeles next week

According to the Orlando Sentinel, next week’s WWE Monday Night Raw has a new home: the Staples Center in Los Angeles. That’s funny, the L.A. Lakers are playing the Denver Nuggets at the Pepsi Center in Denver, the arena WWE was unceremoniously kicked out of. Says the article:
The Staples Center actually called Vince McMahon and [...]