Merry Christmas!

From all of us here at Stunt Granny, Merry Christmas.
If you don’t celebrate Christmas you are an idiot. You are totally missing out on a wealth of gifts and family guilt. So put down the Menorah. Toss the Koran away and pick up a failing evergreen tree and get in the Christmas mood. You don’t [...]

Umaga is dead.

Over the weekend it was reported everywhere that Umaga died. There’s really nothing funny to say. I mean there is but we’ll let it sink in a few days and then bring the funny on it. Is that insensitive?  Not really sure. Waiting seems more practical than anything. Just sit back and think of some [...]

Nick Hogan is here to chew bubblegum and get into car accidents…

…and he’s all out of bubblegum, baby! From TMZ.com:

Nick Hogan was involved in a minor car accident last night in downtown Los Angeles. There were no injuries. Police came to the scene, but no report was taken. He was coming back from a charity event to raise money for an organization called Keep It On [...]

Happy Thanksgiving

That is all.

The Australian Media Is Retarded

Evidently in Australia, they haven’t realized that wrestling is fake. I hope I didn’t dash anyone’s dreams with that statement. If I did, please visit a site that gives a shit. According to this story (by way of Prowrestling.net) from the Herald Sun, they reported about an attack on Hulk Hogan by Ric Flair at [...]

Galapagos Island Wrestling

(Eric beat me to talking about this promotion. I do like Davey Richards as a super dick head heel because he just comes off that way without him speaking. I have no idea the shenanigans that Gabe usually pulls because of my limited viewing of ROH. Having to throw money down a hole on cigarettes [...]

Davey Richards + Gabe Sapolsky = Ultimate Warrior

Don’t get me wrong, Davey Richards is a Stunt Granny favorite, a wrestler who the majority of the SG crew (I say this because Jordan, Jeremy and I believe it, and I’m not sure what Dusty and Kevin think) have said could be a top-level dickhead heel in any major promotion. So what has he [...]

Ric Flair getting married again

From prowrestling.net:
Ric Flair is getting married today in Charlotte, N.C., according to PWInsider.com. This will be the fourth marriage for Flair.
Um, congratulations? Seriously, how many times can you repeat the same mistake before people just completely write you off for being an imbecile? If Flair gets divorced again (and he *will* get divorced again, make [...]

Hulk Hogan on Larry King Live (ugh), Jimmy Fallon (UGH)

Hulk Hogan is releasing a new book, brother, that is sure to be full of revelations about his and his family’s pathetic lives, dude. And not only has Hogan become a parody of a real celebrity, BRAH, he’s beginning to make the talk-show rounds, you stinky, nasty, wart-infested brothers! According to Prowrestling.net, Hogan will be [...]

Is Jerry Lawler Mayor of Memphis?

Well… no.
According to our boy Jason Powell at prowrestling.net, as sourced by MyFoxMemphis.com, Lawler actually finished fifth in the voting that was conducted today to determine who would be the mayor of Memphis, Tennessee. AC Wharton, Jr. finished in first place with 65,491 votes, which amounted to 60 percent of the vote and 42 percent [...]