Roxxi Breaks Ankle; Sad Faces Abound

This totally sucks. According to Jason Powell at Prowrestling.net via Dixie Carters twitter, my favorite TNA Knockout Roxxi broke her ankle. It is a rare thing when watching TNA that I actually feel like I am not being sodomized with a Texas Pete lubed chainsaw. Imagine my surprise when Roxxi showed up last week and [...]

You Know Who Is Going You Know Where

According to Meltzer, Scott Hall and Sean Waltman will be appearing on the January 4 edition of TNA Impact, which will run head-up against WWE’s Monday Night Raw. TNA is not a real wrestling promotion. TNA is someone’s bet on how long a company can stay in business while doing everything wrong. What an absolute [...]

The Art of Wrestling – Christmas Edition III

On the seventh day of Christmas, my imaginary love got for me seven Official TNA 2010 Wrestling  Programs, six Undertaker Deadman Skull Caps, five pair of Degeneration X slippers, four Rey Mysterio Camo Replica Masks, three Abyss Masks, two Sting Teddy Bears and one Sting Mask “Wall Art” in a pear tree. I don’t think [...]

TNA Final Resolution preview (text format)

Huh, TNA has a pay-per-view tonight? Damned if I knew that; Jeremy said something to me on IM about Kevin asking him to do an audio preview (Jeremy scoffed), and I was all like, oh damn, I didn’t even know. So here’s a text-based preview of TNA Final Resolution. (I had to go to TNAWrestling.com [...]

Spike TV planning to air TNA Impact quarterly on Monday nights

According to Prowrestling.net, Spike TV officials are planning to air TNA iMPACT!!! a little more often on Monday nights – kinda Clash of the Champions-style but a lot suckier — and they might even consider making the move permanent. Ay yi yi…
Spike TV president Kevin Kay told Multichannel News that TNA Impact is planning to air [...]

Stunt Granny Audio #71

Kevin and Dusty are yacking it up on the ol’ yack box about a number of topics this week and you are not going to believe your ears when you hear the amazing things that come out of their mouths. They talk about TNA’s announcement of a new Monday night show. They talk about how [...]

The Art of Wrestling – Christmas Edition I

It’s the season for giving so I figured it’d be a good time to feature some of the gifts on both TNA and WWE’s websites. I’ll parcel out the mocking so I’m going to start with some of ShopTNA’s deals for the holiday.
One the first day of Christmas, my imaginary love got me one Sting [...]

Umaga is dead.

Over the weekend it was reported everywhere that Umaga died. There’s really nothing funny to say. I mean there is but we’ll let it sink in a few days and then bring the funny on it. Is that insensitive?  Not really sure. Waiting seems more practical than anything. Just sit back and think of some [...]

TNA Announces Monday Show

In an interview during the Ultimate Fighter 10 season finale in which I counted no fewer than ten “brothers,” (which ones were Larry, Darryl and Darryl?), Hulk Hogan announced that TNA will be starting a new Monday night show on Spike TV, starting on January 4. Alright, where do we start?
This is a company whose [...]

Just finished watching Impact

Laugh out loud. – Dusty