Randy Orton News Network

Coming back? You wanna know if I'm coming back?

Coming back? You wanna know if I'm coming back?

Randy Orton recently spoke with Stunt Granny’s favorite United Kingdom sports news channel, Sky Sports News, where he declared himself medically cleared by the doctors and rarin’ for a return to the squared circle. In that interview, he also spoke about his new baby daughter and how hard it was to leave her behind while he road tripped to the UK.

This interview was like a “how to” guide for all the dumb crap things that wrestlers can do. Seriously, no wrestler in the world should ever get married, let alone have children. You know which wrestler should be allowed to get married? Steve Richards. Steve Richards gets paid six digits to sit at home 98 percent of the year. Steve Richards should have three wives. He’s the freaking man.

But yeah, we give it three months. Whether that’s the duration of his marriage or the length of time he wrestles before getting hurt again is entirely up to the reader. – Dusty

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And The Hits Keep Coming

If you listen hard enough, you can hear careers actually end.

If you listen hard enough, you can hear careers actually end.

Hot damn did WrestleMania just happen? The way the WWE is cutting active members of it’s roster you would think so.

According to PWInsider, WWE has released Big Daddy V, Domino, Nunzio, and James Curtis. They also released veteran referee Nick Patrick just to balance things out and make even the officials a tad nervous about answering their telephones.

No one on this list should be a surprise. Big Daddy V has been and would have continued to be a health liability for WWE. They can’t afford another wrestler going down on their watch and his, um, girth will eventually catch up to the ass-raping, sexy beast. He is also a victim of WWE’s under the cuff cutting back on all of their monsters. So the writing was on the wall anyway.

Domino, um, yeah. After getting destroyed last week on Smackdown the fact that he made it a week is a miracle.

James Curtis never caught on but he did last longer than Aaron “the Idol” Stevens. You remember when they were teamed together and placed with the human crowd heat nullifier Michelle McCool? Well, I barely did as well. He had taken significant steps to change his look and it apparently worked. He went from a rather bloated, non-descript talent to a slim, non-descript talent. Ok, that was a little much.

Nunzio was in the class with Val Venis. He always left you scratching your head how he hung on when WWE would enact their across the brands cutbacks. This isn’t saying he is a talentless hack, quite the contrary. Little Guido or Nunzio was always solid and he took bumps very well. He made the bigger guys look that much bigger and badder. Feel free and yell now but TNA, sigh, may want to look in to him.

Nick Patrick, well, there is some actual history behind Nick that needs to be explored. It wouldn’t be fair to shortchange him in a one paragraph synopsis. -Jeremy

Shannon NoMoore…..Get It!

I'm gonna be somebody, someday.....someday.

I'm gonna be somebody, someday.....someday.

Shannon Moore has followed in the footsteps of every z-grade celebrity and posted on his MySpace blog that he and WWE have split ways. This comes as a total surprise as Shannon was in the middle of the most sustained push of his career through his partnership with Jimmy Wang Yang. Okay, who am I kidding, will this even matter? Shannon hasn’t been a major player since his days in Three Count.  Should this news be taken as real? It may have been posted on a MySpace blog but it is still more reliable than WWE.com news.

We all here at StuntGranny wish Shannon the best in his future goals as long as those goals do not include seeking employment with another wrestling company with a television deal or major, national DVD distribution. -Jeremy

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