More Sheep Led To Slaughter

Look, get the hell out of here.

Look, get the hell out of here.

WWE continued to clean its cupboards today as they released even more wrestlers, a diva and yet another referee. None of the cuts will resonate on WWE television at all with the exception of Colin Delaney.

Colin Delaney– this was another one that after Tuesday night it made no sense for him to be an employee of WWE. He weighs about 100 lbs and has incredibly white skin even for a white guy. He was never supposed to be an employee of WWE in the first place and the fact they signed him to a contract with him is a mystery. As soon as Colin turned heel he was perpetually bitched out by Mark Henry and finally Tommy Dreamer ending his stint in WWE. This one is kind of a surprise as well since they just signed him to a deal a few months ago. WWE had to know that he was not a good fit for a company that still prides itself on looks first and talent second. What a shame, this could have been a really cool story years down the line if he would have remained employed. Although, his Independent stick just went up.

I'm available for bookings.

Stevie Richards– Well the hammer finally fell on good old Stevie. He had a nice long run with WWE and actually had some fun angles. He took over Sunday Night Heat and renamed it Stevie Night Heat. He was the ringleader of the RTC. He helped train with the McMahons and was trusted to work behind the scenes on some of their bigger matches. Stevie always seemed like he was going to fall in to the Scotty Too Hotty, Val Venis and Funaki stable of wrestlers who fall under the firing radar. Apparently someone pulled back his invisibility cloak and found him lounging about Titan towers. I have never said this before with a degree of seriousness but he is a guy that could really help TNA behind the scenes and in front of the camera. Problem with that is they have 237 wrestlers to fit in a two hour episode of Impact as it is.


The Highlanders (Robbie & Rory McCalister)– Is there any reason this waited until Friday when the writing was on the mat Monday night? This was called by yours truly as soon as I saw them in the ring with Cryme Tyme. These two were never given a chance to shine as a modern day Sheepherders type of gimmick. Instead they were a watered down Bushwhackers that just didn’t work. Then Robbie goes and gets caught on TNA TV. The fact they made it this long is an accomplishment.

Cherry is a mild surprise but on the surface she did not fit the WWE mold. She did not have centerfold model looks and they always dressed her conservatively. Whenever this happens and you are a valet instead of a wrestler your days are numbered. She was saddled with the stupid roller skates that made her legs look short and squatty but then they gave her sneakers which accomplished the exact same thing. The only thing to really remember her by was her bikini contest appearance that gave me some pant twitches. Right after that they put her in a burlap sack and made her pout around with the greasers.

Wes Adams– Who the fuck is Wes Adams? He wore a referee shirt and wasn’t named Jack Doan so he does not matter.

-Jeremy

More WWE cuts, including kind of a shocker

Im gonna have a lot more time for THESE!

"I'm gonna have a lot more time for THESE!"

After some summer cleaning this past week, WWE has released another grip of superstars, including 10-year employee Stevie Richards (pretty big surprise, but he’ll find work immediately), recent signee and indy/Chikara favorite Colin Delaney (assholes), Cherry (former manager of Deuce & Domino and current hot chick I’m gonna miss), the Highlanders (with such a nothing-happening tag division, of course they’d release a tag team!), and referee Wes Adams (the guy who screwed up the Mark Henry & Matt Hardy vs. John Morrison & Miz match on ECW this past Tuesday). Oh yes, they all got “future endeavored.” I like how that’s the new euphemism, like “battling demons” or “wrestling methodically” or “quit fucking our married employees, Barbara Bush.”

Matt Morgan Is Going Into Space

The suit was asking for it.

The suit was asking for it.

Over at ProWrestling.net, there is a story about Matt Morgan having his DNA sent in to space through the program Operation Immortality. What exactly is Operation Immortality? Apparently they are people who collect DNA specimen samples of TNA wrestlers and gamers and spend money to send them in to space. Why do they do this? Well n o one knows. Really, this is barely a story. It’s a slow news day and this is just ridiculous.

It seems that the truth will get out sooner or later that Matt had his way with the silly insides of a decommissioned NASA space suit and they figured as a joke they would send it up in to space unbeknownst to the astronaut wearing it. This isn’t as far fetched as it sounds. Matt did wear fur panties on national TV and call himself the Beast. -Jeremy

Shelly Martinez Bringing Sexy Back….groan.

Yes, I am delicious.

Yes, I am Delicious.

TNA Knockout, Salinas, or as we like to call her here at StuntGranny, Delicious, is set to appear on yet another Fox Network reality show called “America’s Sex Symbol.” Based off the title they are trying to find a hot chick and try to convince people that their contestants and eventual winner is what all American women should strive to be. You know, that’s a better idea then picking a bunch of average people and trying to convince everyone that average is sexy. Seriously, we all know that a middle age woman with a career and a family is not the least bit sexy. How do I know this? I have MTV, VH1, Fox, NBC, ABC, ahh you get the point. Bring on the bimbos.

On a side note, Tracy Bingham whoever that is apparently hosts the show. Based on the pictures below though, they are billing Salinas by her real name of Shelly Martinez and they have stripped her of her personality. God love the Fox Network.

Pics and even more pics from DailyCeleb.com

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