Matt Morgan Is Going Into Space

The suit was asking for it.

The suit was asking for it.

Over at ProWrestling.net, there is a story about Matt Morgan having his DNA sent in to space through the program Operation Immortality. What exactly is Operation Immortality? Apparently they are people who collect DNA specimen samples of TNA wrestlers and gamers and spend money to send them in to space. Why do they do this? Well n o one knows. Really, this is barely a story. It’s a slow news day and this is just ridiculous.

It seems that the truth will get out sooner or later that Matt had his way with the silly insides of a decommissioned NASA space suit and they figured as a joke they would send it up in to space unbeknownst to the astronaut wearing it. This isn’t as far fetched as it sounds. Matt did wear fur panties on national TV and call himself the Beast. -Jeremy

One Response

  1. I heard that TNA was pushing Matt Morgan to the stars but this is ridiculous.

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