Kelly Kelly might pose for Playboy… I’ll be back in 20 minutes

Sweet christ.

Sweet christ.

Prowrestling.net has a quote from Maria in the UK Sun, saying she’s heard a rumor that Kelly Kelly might be the next WWE diva to pose for Playboy. Let me repeat that:

Oh my god, it got better the second time. Im bout to beat my dick like it owes me money.

Oh my god, it got better the second time. I'm 'bout to beat my dick like it owes me money.

Yeah, I meant I was going to repeat the picture. Kelly Kelly is the cutest, prettiest, hottest, most attractive, whatever you want to term it woman on the WWE roster. I mean, she is absolutely phenomenal in each and every way. And she’s dating that mongoloid Test. I am completely baffled by that — just because you have a horse face doesn’t mean you have a horse cock — but I’m sure my dumbfoundedness will go away with every Playboy-aided squirt. -Eric

%d bloggers like this: