The Art of Wrestling – ECW Update III

I forgot a couple of other changes on ECW this past week that I caught rewatching the episode.

Ricky Ortiz – He’s still wearing the red warm up pants with two white stripes but they have been modified so that the black five pointed stars are on the right leg only and now on his left leg it says “ORTIZ” in Gothic lettering.  It’s a lateral move in the design department although I’ve always been fond of Gothic lettering.

Since I can't figure out a way to actually use Gothic lettering in the article, here's a good example.

In case you weren't sure what Gothic lettering was or you were too lazy to click on the link.

Matt Hardy – To the ring, Matt wore a new tank top that was solid black with a white skull and cross bones in the middle of the chest.  His pants were camouflaged in the regular brown, tan and olive green but instead of indistinct, random shapes, the pattern was made out of the skull and cross bones.  His hip pockets had a tan interior with black trim and silver studs spaced evenly.  The pockets on his legs and on his rear were colored and trimmed the same but the skull and cross bones insignia were branded on the pocket below the enclosing flap.  I’m not sure what inspired the skull and cross bones insignia because there’s nothing new on WWEshop.com but I really dig the design.  It’s a fresh twist on something existing, it’s balanced, colored coordinated and there’s a nice bit of contrast between the pants and the pockets. – Kevin

"Matt Hardy is going to kill you" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

"Matt Hardy is going to kill you!" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

If you need Matt’s new camouflage design for hunting, get a hold of me at kevin@stuntgranny.com.

Delusional Hulk Hogan, celebrities have never looked like this

These are the abs CM Punk said Hulk Hogan never had.

These are the abs CM Punk said Hulk Hogan never had.

(Consider this a follow-up to Jeremy’s post.) The picture above is an ad for Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling, a link I found on Prowrestling.net. And I clicked on it, because clicking on his ads helps him make money. Upon said click, I ended up at the new “wrestling league’s” website, and while it is a nice-looking site, I can’t imagine CCW being a nice-looking show. Fucking Willis from “Diff’rent Strokes” is on here! And of course that male cunt Screech from “Saved By the Bell” plans to cash in. How long before he throws a real punch and tries to beat somebody up?! The wait is killing me! You know exactly how this show is going to go, because we’ve seen it a million times on “Celebrity Fit Club.” The only difference is, judges Hulk Hogan and Jimmy Hart are pansies compared to that black guy on “Fit Club”; he’d whomp the shit out of Dustin Fuckhead Diamond in a heartbeat. Hogan would probably try to pal up with him, Jimmy Hart will likely act as the Paula Abdul of the show… and somewhere, Vince Russo will be jerking off dreaming of making Screech the TNA champion. “Well he’s trained, ain’t he? That’s entaTAYNment!”

In other news, I would beat Erin Murphy’s guts; Brian Knobs looks like a Pound Puppy; and this is the nicest thing they could think of to say about Willis:

Although best known for his role on Diff’rent Strokes, Todd Bridges has lived and worked amongst some of the most famous and influential people in Hollywood for more than 25 years. He has survived in a rapidly changing business.

What does that even mean? “Lives among”? Yeah, he sleeps in their backyards until they wake up in the morning. He panhandles on Rodeo Drive, but no one recognizes him without his midget friend. They should just build a gallows and hang these people as they’re kicked off the show. It would be for the best. No more scuzzy Trishelle, no more songs from Frank Stallone’s saddle. -Eric

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