Matt Sydal Injured

Totally legal baby.

Totally legal baby.

This totally sucks. PWTorch.com is reporting but if you saw ECW last night you knew he was hurt that Evan Bourne is going to be out at least four months with a severe ankle injury. You could see it last night after flipping out of the ring and overshooting the group on the floor. This is awful news since Evan is one of the only reasons to watch WWE programming right now. If there is a bright side to this injury is he can take some voice lessons coupled with some acting lessons so he doesn’t sound like a thirteen year old kid when he gets back. No matter how good you look in the ring the moment you open your mouth and do not sound like you can legally buy alcohol or convince a hooker that she won’t get busted for statutory, well, the illusion is over. -Jeremy

Gabe Sapolsky Speaks

This is some interesting shit.

This is some interesting shit.

Over at Prowrestling.net there is a link to a Newsday.com article with a statement from Gabe Sapolsky about his removal as booker of ROH. Now don’t get your hopes up. The quote sucks and isn’t really worth mentioning but since it is a slow news day, get it, it warrants a comment.

There really isn’t a side to my story. There was no fight or hard feelings. I understand Cary’s decision. I love ROH and hopefully everyone will give the new direction a chance.

This just goes to show that Gabe has no clue how to survive in the wrestling business. Rule #1 when leaving or being fired, always bad mouth the former employer. This way it guarantees you get rehired down the road or better yet some yutz promoter brings you in for an astronomical asking price. Use this situation to your advantage. Take some shots and watch the real cash roll in. -Jeremy

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