Ron Killings detained at Canadian border, can’t rap

Nah, its cool! BABY, TELL EM WERE COOL! AMERICAAAAA!

"Nah, it's cool! BABY, TELL 'EM WE'RE COOL! AMERICAAAAA!"

Oh, that “can’t rap” part has nothing to do with this story. He’s just a poor excuse for a rapper. Anyway, according to Michael H.W. Johnson of PWInsider.com (by way of Prowrestling.net), Ron Killings was detained at the Canadian border for yet-to-be-disclosed reasons and won’t make the TV tapings tonight. I’m not going to speculate what those reasons were, because I don’t care. I’m just pissed that those rotten Canucks ripped me off from the chance to see Ron Killings wrestle. You sons of bitches! Now how will I get my “completely unnecessary spins/flips/dancin'” fix this week? Oh yeah, I’ll just give some meth to a stripper. -Eric

2 Responses

  1. The Royal Mounted Police were afraid his rapping would be mistaken as a moose mating call, leading to stampedes all thorughout the streets. And that’s the TRUF!

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