The Art of Wrestling – Valentine’s Day

The WWE has some new deals for Valentine’s Day and ladies, nothing quite says “I love you” more than a package that includes a CM Punk t-shirt, a personalized teddy bear and of course some personalized candy.  The Punk shirt itself is nice and simple with his taped fists and forearms in white with black highlights and a black background.  The back is also nice and simple but the WWE screwed up the stars on the back.  Punk’s tights have a six pointed stars while the back of the t-shirt has five pointed stars.  I’m not exactly sure where they got the lightning bolt design either after scouring more of his pictures on WWE.com to see if it was one of his tattoos.  The bolts do provide an implied X on the back but they could have done without them.  The lettering for “CM Punk” is a good replica of his lettering for “straight edge” on his stomach.

No more fun bags for CM Punk

No more fun bags for CM Punk

The personalized teddy bear could be used in so many ways.  Let’s see what message CM Punk would send to his former girlfriends: Daffney – I wish you were Unger me, Traci Brooks –   Is this stuffed with the same thing as your boobs? and Maria – What’s the name of your goat again?

Hey, my scarf matches Punk's shirt colors.

Hey, my scarf matches Punk's shirt colors.

Just in case they were thinking of of sending him some candy, let’s get their thoughts: Daffney – 2 Small, Traci Brooks – No’ Mo’ 4 U and Maria – I Kissed Hef. – Kevin

Think Chicago Cubs about the goat joke.

Think Chicago Cubs about the goat joke. Thanks to Playboy for the picture.

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