Sonjay Dutt Breaks Outta Orlando


According to, Sonjay Dutt has joined Petey Williams on the list of recently departed TNA wrestlers. I was just thinking what the hell happened to this guy as I fast forwarded through Impact this week. Dutt leaving TNA is kind of surprise just as Petey Williams departure was. Not a surprise in the fact that they’ll be missed, since they won’t, but more so that they have nothing that WWE is looking for in their wrestlers. There is a chance that TNA and Dutt will work something out and really they should. Other than ROH and the independents his future in this country looks dim. Who in their right mind would hire a tiny, balding, acne backed man for any other purpose other than shooing him out of a cannon?

You know that isn’t fair, Dutt is a totally decent wrestler who was saddled with that stupid add Guru gimmick. He did his best with it but really, it is like making the best out of a bag of feces, lemons and tampons. Sure it sounds like a party but is it? -Jeremy

Colt Cabana Released. Leaves Shitty Name Behind


I’d love to be completely snarky and rant about WWE being clueless but I am much too hung over for that right now and really, I am not convinced this is a bad thing. WWE released Scotty Goldman aka Colt Cabana Friday. We don’t know yet if he asked for his release or if WWE simply released him.  It doesn’t appear that this is another massive roster cut so it is feasible that he wanted out to pursue other options.
Colt though will definitely land on his feet, especially with two other promotions with some sort of television clearance. The obvious choice is to go back to ROH. They need a steady hand and with their upcoming television tapings he would pop the crowd huge and make for a special moment. It could be something worth promoting not just for ROH fans but for the “on the fencers” to make them seek out their show.

This is the obligatory section where it must be mentioned that TNA is also an option. This is also the part where I reiterate the sentiments of all of us at Stunt Granny and say I have no faith in anything TNA does. So if Colt wants the money feel free and sign with them. -Jeremy

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