WrestleMania Preview #5- Battle of The Hardys

In Better Times.

In Better Times.

God, I am running out of ways to start these things. Anyway, Jeremy and Kevin are back yet again with the fifth installment of WrestleMania 25 preview audios. This time the guys discuss the Battle of The Hardy brothers.  They dissect the lead in for the match and if the storyline has gotten to be too much. Were all of Matt’s revelations necessary for this match to have drama? The also discuss the past failures of feuding the Hardy’s and how this time it is actually a good thing. So give it a listen. It’s a quick fifteen minutes you won’t regret the rest of your life.

Hardy vs Hardy

Past WrestleMania Previews

25 Diva Battle Royal
Rey vs JBL
MITB Ladder Match
Jericho vs. The Legends

Well That Was Hilarious

Funny makes me smile

Funny makes me smile

Alright, so apparently the Vickie Guerrero grossfest was just a prank by John Cena for April Fool’s Day. According to WWE.com it was all Cena’s idea and the dumbasses went along with it. I know that it’s all fake but this shit is stupid. Is WWE.com a fucking news site or an extension of their product? Make up your fucking minds. I don’t care that it was a prank but news sources aren’t supposed to do this stuff. So, it is now officially just entertainment. This must mean Test isn’t really dead after all and he will be in the Divas Battle Royal.

Bad enough they do shit like this but then I wasted my time posting about something that seems perfectly in tune with what WWE would actually do in the first place., Far be it from WWE to produce rancid angles like this. I guess that’s what makes it so funny. You can hear the laughter of the web writers and then their cackling voices saying “See our TV writers are so atrocious it’s totally believable.”

On a side note, at least the included those hilarious fucking pictures.  Can’t believe I risked getting fired for downloading that nasty picture of Vickie for no good reason. -Jeremy

Diva’s Battle Royal

Everbody's favorite girl next door is back to erase those images of Vickie out of your mind.

Everbody's favorite girl next door is back to erase those images of Vickie out of your mind.

To make up for Jeremy and the WWE giving us a completely unsightly and unneeded wake up call this morning, I’m going to make your day a little more Sunny (awful pun intended) by mentioning that four of everybody’s favorite Divas from the recent past were officially announced to be in the 25 Diva Battle Royal according to Prowrestling.net.  Tammy Sytch AKA Sunny, Torrie Wilson, Victoria and Molly Holly were all announced to be in the match.  If my math is correct, there are 19 divas in the WWE (not counting the company dartboard Lilian Garcia) so the addition of these four either leaves the WWE with 2 spots left or 1 depending upon whether Santino is going to be included as a “Diva”.  If you think I created this post just to see some skin for our mainly male audience, then you’re right because the WWE isn’t delivering it any more. – Kevin

I'm volunteering to be one of Victoria's sparring partners for her new career in MMA.

I'm volunteering to be one of Victoria's sparring partners for her new career in MMA.

Update: Evidently, another confirmation is Jackie Gayda-Haas according to Prowrestling.net.  The cheesecake factor went up so long as you appreciate being tossed around the bed room like a rag doll.  Sounds kind of fun and kinky to me. – Kevin

I wonder if Charlie dresses up in a gimp outfit for her in the bed room.

I wonder if Charlie dresses up in a gimp outfit for her in the bed room.

WrestleMania Preview #4- Jericho vs. The Legends

Come on baby!

Come on baby!

Aww shnazbot! Jeremy and Kevin are back yet again with the fourth installment of WrestleMania preview audios. This time the guys clobber the Chris Jericho versus the geriatric bunch. The guys spend a little time covering the actual match but focus on the let down after some substantial build up. They also contemplate potentially satisfying finishes for the match as well as guest appearances. So listen. We recorded it for you; it’s the least you can do.

Jericho vs The Legends

Past WrestleMania Preview Audios

25 Diva Battle Royal
Rey vs JBL
MITB Ladder Match

Breakfast Meet Floor.

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Black boxes make me happy.

Oh god damnit. It’s April Fool’s day, I get it but this has to be a joke right? Other than being totally disgusting this is just stupid. WWE is reporting, on their own damn site, that Vickie Guerrero is pregnant. Yes, a week before WrestleMania 25 someone in creative thought this would be a swell idea to further add to the World Heavyweight Championship triple threat match. It isn’t enough that the match has John Cena and Edge,  two of WWE’s biggest and most marketed stars but it also has The Big Show in there as well. There is no need to keep piling on issue after issue for this angle. The match is barely about the championship now and this just complicates matters.

But enough of that, Vickie Guerrero is pregnant gang, Just use that image this weekend when considering having unprotected sex with that thing you meet at the local bar this weekend. You know the one. You aren’t quite sure if it is female but the adams apple is not totally noticeable so you think it’s worth the chance. But then it says it’s that time of the month so it’ll do other things with you in your car because they feel bad about teasing you. As it unfolds you give in to temptation and say screw it. You dive in anyway for the sheer joy of passion even though it is a total mess. Then, a few days later as everything burns and you can’t stop itching that spot where your sack and upper thigh meet, you realize what a rotten move that was; much like having WWE tell us Vickie Guerrero is pregnant. So let that soak in.

Oh and if she actually is pregnant, congrats Vickie. -Jeremy

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