Attention Whore Update Part II

I know you missed me like my team on Survivor.

I know you missed me like my team on Survivor.

In the Tweet heard ’round the ‘net or just in Ashley Massaro’s tiny brain and audience, including to our source Prowrestling.net, we were supposed to know that she was going to return to the WWE by Summerslam.  From her Myspace page

“Now, as much as I’d love to say that it is true, it’s not. Because it ain’t me, folks. Like i’ve said I have no other [accounts] like that! I’m currently working on something that you will be able to view very shortly but I’m under contract and can not return to WWE just yet. So, hopefully it won’t be long. Last time I spoke with Johnny Ace [WWE vice president John Laurinaitis] he said to come down to a taping so I’m gonna do that asap.”

Her grammar skills wouldn’t get her a passing grade in her imaginary child’s first grade class. Hot damn. Anyway, thankfully we’re spared of having to see this twig with ginormous fake knockers for at least the foreseeable future. She’s tied up in something that she can’t talk about because Ashley is probably still trying to cut ties with her clients from the escort service. – Kevin

It Doesn’t Matter What You Think!

I'm taking my title belt and heading over to that show to cry!

I'm taking my title belt and heading over to that show to cry!

Melina, according to this story on Prowrestling.net,  is complaining about being shipped to Smackdown! because of the draft. Evidently she’s the only person in the arena that missed the deafening silence of the live crowd during her title reign on Raw. Look you dumb horse mouthed nothing, the WWE doesn’t care about the women’s division now that they can’t exploit your assets properly because of their stupid ass PG rating.

The WWE is doing you a favor by sending you to a show that has been building up a good babyface in Gail Kim. You’re terrible at being one.  If the WWE has half a brain, they’ll turn you back heel which suits your bitchy backstage personality and let you feud with Kim and you’ll actually have a career instead of playing third fiddle to Mickie James and Beth Phoenix on Raw. – Kevin

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