Matt Hardy Injured At Worst Possible Time

I am currently not able to do this pose.

I am currently not able to do this pose.

What shitty timing for Matt Hardy. Again, from Prowrestling.net , Matt Hardy broke his hand during his “I” Quit match with Jeff Hardy last night at Backlash. This is the worst possible time for Matt to be out with an injury. He is clearly on the biggest push of his career and he has to go and hurt himself. Yeah I am blaming him directly instead of Jeff because that’ how we roll here.

Supposedly he’ll be out a month but it just doesn’t sound like a broken hand should keep you out anything less than three months. Maybe they can pull the obligatory Cowboy Bob reference and have him wrestle with a broken arm for the rest of his career. You know, I want to make a funny about this but this really does pretty much suck. WWE finally had the opportunity to make a new main event star near immediately and it has blown up in their face for now.  Maybe, just maybe it works out but you know will be plenty of dissenting voices saying “fuck Matt Hardy” and it’ll be right back down the ladder. -Jeremy

Lance Hoyt WWE Bound?

A tramp stamp on a guy is totally marketable.

A tramp stamp on a guy is totally marketable.

Hell yes. You know when life gets you down it’s also bound to come around and make you happy again; right? Well, it’s happened. According to ProWrestling.net, Lance Hoyt is WE bound. I cannot express the inner turmoil of mine that has finally been laid to rest. It has been too long since WWE introduced a big man with no discernible talent and forced him down our throats. Now, no my friends this long nightmare is over. Lance Hoyt is WWE bound.  God damnit Hoyt is WWE bound.

Yeah, this was really only a matter of time. Hoyt is a tall guy with some muscles. (Say it like Popeye for comedic effect.) There actually may be something there for WWE to work with but this is definitely “don’t hold your breath” territory.  It’s more than likely he’ll be cast in the Diesel role and from there go the route of Mr. Hughes; minus the kickass sunglasses and gloves. -Jeremy

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