Stunt Granny Audio #40

Use this.

Use this or something like it.

Oh baby, after a little hiatus, Dusty and Eric are back with another Stunt Granny Audio. Dusty opens the discussion by bitching about Ch*rter Communications (edited to avoid being found out and sued for slander), and then the two bitch about wrestling-related things. What the hell will WWE do with Lance Hoyt? For that matter, what the hell will they do with Matt Hardy when he comes back? They offer up the obvious and obligatory but memorable, um, memories of the late “Playboy” Buddy Rose, they wonder exactly how high Bryan Danielsen and Paul London were in their wacky PWG promo, they discuss the new team of the Hard Knox Connection, and also talk a little bit about the NFL Draft before signing off. So listen! (Shoot, as usual, I forgot all the ID tags on this MP3. Hopefully you’re willing to add them yourselves until I remember to do it on a regular basis.)

Stunt Granny Audio #40

Linda Needs Ramen Noodles

This court room needs more Bollea.

This court room doesn't look like the one on CSI:Miami.

According to this story from TMZ by way of Prowrestling.net, Linda Bollea is filing with the Pinellas County Court that she needs $24,000 for  “advanced rent and securities” and an additional $8200 a month so that she can move away from the leathery mouthed, OJ Simpson sympathizing, Hulk Hogan aka Terry Bollea. I have no idea how much money she’s getting already because I’m too lazy to punch it up on Google. This total seems pretty ridiculous itself to a guy who gets by quite comfortably on far less money a month.

Linda wants to move to move to California because she feels like she’s “in imminent danger.” When Linda moves out there, she needs to learn how to live off campus like her 19 year old boy toy. I’m sure he knows how to cook ramen noodles in a coffee pot and eat week old pizza. Hell, I’m sure he can even hook Linda up with a cheap kegger (and tell her it’s the champagne of beers to make it sound expensive) so that she can cougarize USC’s campus. Good luck being another haggard wanna-be rich cougar in Cali Linda, your money is going to run out before Ric Flair’s which is an impressive feat. – Kevin

PWO – Season 2 – Episode 10

Hailey Hatred (blonde) is in my review.  We need more cheesecake in PWO!

Hailey Hatred (blonde) is in my review. We need more cheesecake in PWO!

They started off the second part of their second season with some of the worst audio difficulties I’ve heard. The music was too loud and drowned out the announcers who were too quiet. They seem to have too many toys to play with this season instead of focusing on keeping things simple.

N8 Mattson and Benjamin Boone came to the ring.  Mattson grabbed the mic and told Boone that the crowd doesn’t appreciate him. Mattson promised to take Boone to the top of the PWO.  Bobby Beverly and Hobo Joe were their opponents. Beverly took it to Mattson who left with an apparent ankle injury. For whatever reason, the referee didn’t count him out and allowed the match to continue as a handicapped match. Boone took control of the match when Hobo Joe was tagged in.  After a beat down on Joe, Beverly eventually got a hot tag but tug back out quickly.  Hobo Joe missed a middle rope leg drop.  Joe rolled out of the ring to talk to Aaron Maguire, who apparently needed money.  Boone speared Beverly for the three count while Joe was still outside the ring.

Analysis: You can’t pin the guy that isn’t legal! That was piss poor booking. Beverly could have missed the same move and then not had anyone to tag because of the distraction.  That is a simple solution to not look terrible.

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