The Marine 2 has a trailer.

So here it is everyone. It”s the movie no one asked for but WWE needed a tax write-off so they had to do something. This time around it stars Ted Dibiase. This trailer pretty much disguises everything about the movie; unless you feel that an explosion, gunshot, explosion, gunshot, explosion, explosion and graphic ending explains a movie. I’ll give the studio credit though, they haven’t given a dam thing away about the plot of this sure fire fiasco.  Most previews give the entire movie now leaving next to nothing to the imagination. It’s embarrassing really but WWE films gets it. Oh, and no, it has nothing to do with hiding the fact this movie is going to be a giant chunk of shit. In fact, it’ll probably be a bigger pile of steaming shit then the first one. So, I guess The Marine has a keg up on it’s sequel. One thing that The Marine 2 could do to helps it’s case is including another out of the blue camp counselor sex story involving underage children. I loved that part of The Marine. In case you are wondering, there really is something like that in The Marine but I don’ t have the gumption to get  my facts straight. So look it up your self if you dare. -Jeremy

John Cena is an Idiot.


Yeah so over at, Jason Powell has a recap of John Cena on Bubba The Love Sponge’s show on Sirius/XM radio. In it John Cena spills the bean of his own stupidity by announcing he is going to marry his high school sweetheart. Again, for the sake of full disclosure, I am not a John Cena fan. I hate his cartoonish facial expressions and his soft offense. I see why the kids hate em but now I can totally see why adult males will hate his guts.

Here we have a guy who can get so much ass on the road it is ridiculous. He is going to squander all of this to marry the chick he was banging in high school? Are you fucking kidding? Sure the idea of marrying this chick sounds like a good idea but it;’s total horseshit. Marriage is a busted idea and totally useless. Don’t waste your life by shackling down with this one chick who will inevitably leave you and take so much of your money even mid-line hookers are going to be expensive.

God damnit Cena, be a man and just keep banging the same chick when you are home and be happy with the easily attainable; probably high quality road ass, without totally screwing up your life. -Jeremy

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