Playboy trades Traci Brooks for dead Farrah Fawcett

Id let her teach me the Dewey Decimal System.

I'd let her teach me the Dewey Decimal System.

Jeremy told me this was on PWInsider and other places but then couldn’t find it again. Thankfully Wrestle Zone still had it up: The Playboy pictorial planned for Traci Brooks around the same time as TNA Bound For Glory has been bumped from the magazine to one of its Web sites. Why? Read:

PWInsider.com is reporting that the reason why Playboy Magazine has decided to dump Traci Brooks on the cover of the magazine in favor of a Farrah Fawcett tribute is because the leading editor of the issue wanted to distance it from any association with professional wrestling.

Brooks’ layout will instead be featured online to members of Playboy’s Cyber Club.

Oh, a tribute, gotcha. The thing is, we’ve already seen hot young Farrah and decent middle-aged Farrah, so why be redundant? Exhume that bitch and show us some rotting titties! “I’m sorry, is that an Eminem tune?” (TM Dave Attell) Anyway, count me among the sad ones who now have to turn to the Internet to find their pornographic material. And here I thought the World Wide Web was just for posting existential meanings of REM lyrics. -Eric

Jenna Morasca out of TNA, can’t wrestle out of wet paper bag

She must have taken that from Joe on her way out.

She must have taken that from Joe on her way out.

According to PWInsider.com, Jenna Morasca has been given the big ugly ax from TNA:

Survivor star Jenna Morasca, who’s (sic) lone TNA match against Sharmell At the Victory Road PPV earlier this summer may very well live on in infamy forever, is gone from TNA.

Morasca’s contract with the company recently came up for renewal and sources indicate that the two sides agreed not to renew the deal going forward.

Remember how she tried to defend that piece-of-shit match to some media outlet? To paraphrase, she said, “If you like wrestling, you won’t like this wrestling match. But if you like entertainment, you will love it because it was entertaining.” Well, she is a retard, that match was terrible, and she offered practically nothing measurable to TNA, so good riddance, whore. -Eric

Stunt Granny Audio #57

Eric and Kevin return to discuss Rey Mysterio’s 30-day suspension and why WWE chose to make a big deal out of it. They transition into a talk on how well WWE has protected the Intercontinental Title up to this point, and whether they’ve done the same with the United States Title on Raw. Then they have the usual Raw rundown, including the seemingly weekly bitchfest about the midcard on that show. Also, how is ECW shaping up, with certain feuds ending and others on the horizon? All that and a shout-out to Mike Tolar! (67 minutes)

Stunt Granny Audio #57

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