Mickie James’ breast implant exploded

This is the least skanky picture that comes up in a Google Image Search. Im not complaining.

This is the least skanky picture that comes up in a Google Image Search. I'm not complaining.

I’ve never heard of this site, but according to OhSoDivalicious.com via Lords of Pain, Mickie James has been out of commission for the past week or so because one of her breast implants exploded. Read this while I weepturbate:

She is currently receiving treatment and will miss this weekend’s houseshows as well.  This rupture is very serious as breast agumentation is  done using silicone. Silicone doesn’t react well in your body, thus the person would utlimately become poisoned.  Good luck to Mickie, even though she won’t need it as she’s in good hands, since they know about it!

Yeah, she needs to be in these good hands (*holds out hands in boob-honking fashion*). In all seriousness, though, this could be dangerous — even more so than that time I ate Play-Doh because it came out of that machine looking so much like spaghetti, but I was 27 and I’ve learned a lot since then — so here’s hoping for the best for Stunt Granny’s sweetheart and the woman who couldn’t even carry that load Gail Kim to a decent match. -Eric

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