Astonishing Khali to undergo surgery, knees aren’t so great

GIVE ME YOUR PAIN KILLERS! BRRAGAHGAHAALALHAGAAA!

"GIVE ME YOUR PAIN KILLERS! BRRAGAHGAHAALALHAGAAA!"

This might have been a news item somewhere else a while back, but as was revealed to me on JR’s Bar-B-Q blog (noted by Prowrestling.net… I get the damn e-mails, too; why don’t I just read them and credit myself?), the Great Khali will go under the knife for knee surgery. This comes at a terrible time for Smackdown… oh shit, who am I kidding? I’m about to post a blog examining Smackdown’s roster, which is thinner than my grandma’s muumuu, and Khali goes down with an injury, bringing Snacktown’s midcard roster down to essentially three wrestlers. But Khali wasn’t that valuable anyway, so whatever. See you in about eight months, big man. Just don’t forget to keep your prescriptions up to date, unlike your knee-less friend, the littlest bloated man. -Eric

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