Ben Roethlisberger Guest Hosting Next Week’s Raw

Don't front.

Don't front.

According to every single place ever on the internet, including sites that haven’t been updated since 1996, Big Ben Roethlisberger will be the guest host next week for Monday Night Raw, as it comes at you live from the Wachovia Center in beatiful, scenic, rustic, historic Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. That’s right, my double main, the starting QB on my fantasy football team, coming at you in stunning high definition on Monday Night’s premier wrestling extravaganza!

There’s only one small problem. The quarterback is apparently going to be taking his offensive linemen with him, and according to left tackle Max Starks, no one bothered to tell to any of the coaching staff that they would be there. Now, the Steelers play on Sunday, have a team meeting on Monday, and have off on Tuesday, so it’s not really that big of a deal, but you know all the talking heads and football announcers are going to have a field day with it, so I hope Ben is prepared for that.

And, real quick, what is it with people whenever something wrestling related comes up in the news? Like, you just know if Big Ben takes a hit on Sunday, some announcer dumbass is going to say that the guy PILEDROVE HIM down to the grass or whatever. And then the other guy will laugh for like an hour and a half at it, and then they’ll joke about how wrestling is probably fake har har, and then I’ll stab myself and die in a puddle of my own vomit. – Dusty

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Matt Morgan Has ADHD

This is a day for good pub for TNA, it looks like, because I have nothing bad or sarcastic to say in this post either. In the above video, Matt Morgan talks about his dealing with ADHD. As sappy as this sounds, something like this can really make him a role model for children growing up with ADHD. There are much worse people to look up to, in this day and age, than a seven foot butt kicking wrestler.

There was a nicely written article about Matt Morgan and ADHD that you can read here: For more information about ADHD, go here: – Dusty

Samoa Joe Tweets for Tsunami Help‎

A serious picture for a serious post.

A serious picture for a serious post.

On the opposite side of the human being spectrum is Samoa Joe, who has used his Twitter page to ask people to help donate for tsunami relief:

Please give to help in Samoa’s recovery. Please I implore you to help… If you’re American be rest assured you are helping fellow Americans.

Joe went on to write that his family is accounted for, but the amount of damage is staggering. The body count is now in the hundreds. This is a tremendous example of someone using their celebrity for a good cause. I applaud Samoa Joe in his efforts. If you wish to contribute to this cause, go to for more information. – Dusty

Matt Hardy is a whining bitch

What an absolute chump.

What an absolute chump.

From this Twitter page:

I’m exhausted from being punished because of someone else’s sins.

So Matt Hardy thinks he is being held back because of what happened with his brother. This is yet another sad day for personal responsibility. I would posit that perhaps, just perhaps now, Matt Hardy is being punished for being a goofy redneck who recently gained a bunch of weight, cannot talk to save his life, and has modest in-ring skills at best.

But instead of taking responsibility for being the complete and utter liability and waste of roster space that he is, he’d rather blame it on what has happened with Jeff recently. What a miserable excuse for a human being. – Dusty

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