Nick Hogan is here to chew bubblegum and get into car accidents…

Izeye gizot izinto anizother izzaccident!

…and he’s all out of bubblegum, baby! From

Nick Hogan was involved in a minor car accident last night in downtown Los Angeles. There were no injuries. Police came to the scene, but no report was taken. He was coming back from a charity event to raise money for an organization called Keep It On The Track that teaches people to drive safely. Yes, really.
Don’t tell mizom!

Happy Thanksgiving

That is all.

Lauren Mayhew is Gone. Who?

Yeah so I am stuck at work for another forty-five minutes or so I can’t watch my usual gangbang porn. Plus, I have read all my comics for the week. So,  I browsed the net and  came across this useless bit of knowledge. According to various sources but using as a link, Lauren Mayhew has been released from WWE. She says she left but we all know that no one leaves WWE. They fire your ass for sucking. Well, I guess not always I suppose. After all, Chavo Guerrero and Hornswaggle still have jobs.

Anyway, Lauren was supposed to replace Lillian Garcia once she departed but the girl never worked. She was stale on the mic and when that is your only job its never good. This makes her supposed reason for leaving funny. See, she says she is leaving to pursue acting and music. Whatever toots, if the brief glimpse we got of you over the past few months is any indication we’ll be seeing you sing while grinding your finely trimmed poon on Cinemax.

Ok, maybe that’s not so bad. -Jeremy

Stunt Granny Audio #69 Zing~!

It is impossible to find a "clean" pic of a 69. So here's birthday dog instead.

Kevin and Dusty are so phunky phresh, they gon’ rock your face off with this excitement-packed edition of Stunt Granny audio. They only talk briefly about Survivor Series, since Jordan and Eric talked about it in depth, but they cover Raw like nobody’s business and you’re going to have to listen to find out what they say about it. Did they like Jesse Ventura’s hairdo? His jacket? Did they approve of his performance as guest GM? (More importantly, what the haliburton hell was up with that hairdo?!) They cover everything else Raw-related as well, before Kevin heads off to celebrate Thanksmas with his familia.

Stunt Granny Audio #69

SG Audio: Survivor Series review

Survivor Series 1991

Watching this year's show was not the gravest challenge.

Eric and Jordan come at you with their Survivor Series recap. (A little late, but shush.) The guys give their quick thumbs up or down to each match and focus more on who won, who lost and how much sense the booking made (hint: a lot). They even compare some of the matches and pushes to Survivor Series of old: Who were the Brutus Beefcakes and Jake Robertses of 2009? Click to listen!

Stunt Granny Audio: Survivor Series Recap

Mr. Nanny Returns

Hogan is going to need a team to properly clean out TNA's writing staff.

In this story from, Hulk Hogan is quoted as saying:

“In TNA, I’m going to listen to those fans and give them what they want. I’m not going to keep shoving a bunch of terrible, horrible, stale programming down their throats. I’m going to take the writers and tell them, ‘Go get another job. Sit in the back. If I need you to write a jingle for a commercial, maybe we’ll use you for that.’ “

What a novel concept, listening to the fans! Gawd forbid a wrestling promoter did that. There could be an upside to Hogan cleaning house but the downside is that it’s Hulk Hogan who will be putting his cronies in place who have their own list of terrible, horrible, stale programming that they’ll shove down our throats.

I do think this statement is made weak by the fact that Hulk was a giant sissy and made the announcement in Perth, Australia. You had plenty of air time to blast them while you were in the States promoting your book including your time on Bubba The Love Sponge show. It makes one wonder how much power he will really have in TNA. Considering that Dixie Carter will get on her knees because of a Twitter campaign, I’m sure Hulk will have her ready to give her a piledriver while her husband watches like the cuckhold he is. – Kevin

Stunt Granny Audio #68

Brian Knobbs is the only person on earth who makes me look like Kate Moss.

Oh my god, Dusty and Kevin are back again. Brothers and sisters, everybody sing. This week, Dusty and Kevin are singing about Monday Night Raw, and what an abysmal overall show it really was. Did you know there was a PPV this coming Sunday? Well, you wouldn’t be able to tell it from watching Raw! The fearless duo critique the show, examining some of the mistakes that were made along the way. Kevin laments that in spite of all these errors, Raw seems to at least be more on the right track than they have been in the past. Baby steps. In other news, Hulk Hogan was left battered and bloodied, and the Australia thought it was a shoot, brother! Which one is dumb, which one is dumber, and which one is the dumbest? Dusty and Kevin tell you who, so you need to listen!


Stunt Granny Audio #68

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