Ultimate Warrior in the Hall of Fame?

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That’s what the Sun thinks, anyway, as you can read for yourself right here: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wrestling/2723407/The-Ultimate-Warrior-is-being-tipped-to-enter-the-WWE-Hall-of-Fame.html. And, credit where it’s due, they are quoting from Figure Four Weekly, so I’m covering my butt on the crediting thing here, for sure.

Bets are being taken now as to who would induct the Warrior if he does indeed get in. My bet is on Triple H for the simple fact that even though he had to job to Warrior at WrestleMania 12, it was done in such a way that it really took Hunter’s career to the next level. This would be a nice way for the Cerebral Assassin to really say “Thank you” for that kind gesture. – Dusty

Michelle McCool is not smarter than a fifth grader

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This woman used to be a teacher. The future of America is completely rancid.

Or anyone else for that matter. From the current Figure Four Weekly:

Michelle McCool on “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader” revealed that apparently she is not, at least in some ways. She had $12,000 going into the final question, which was worth $125,000. If she didn’t get it right she’d fall back down to $2,500. The question was, “What animal is featured on the great seal of the United States?” She answered, no joke, “The Great Seal.”

“That’s a true story.” – Michael Corleone

5 Pound Bag, 10 Pounds of Monkey Poo

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If Hogan keeps throwing poo, some of it is bound to be true.

According to this story from Prowrestling.net (by way of Betweentheropes.com), Hulk Hogan is throwing out any name he can legally to make his soon to come appearance in TNA more intriguing. Hogan used his buddy Bubba The Love Sponge to help get the word out which is nice of him to finally mention TNA since his introduction by Dixie Carter. Hogan said that Steve Austin (Not a chance in hell), Randy Savage (Do we have to find his Halloween picture when he dressed up as an evil pixie?) and the Nasty Boys (an unfortunate real possibility) may join him in TNA. Has Dixie Carter ever watched wrestling before? How can she think this was a good idea if Hogan is going to bring in his cronies? We finally got through the Main Event Mafia garbage and Hogan is going to bring the same exact story line in for another year’s plus of garbage. nWo for life, brotha! – Kevin

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