Kevin’s Blog: Almost Live, Definitely Half Assed Review of Smackdown

Guess which beer I'm drinking?

I started watching Smackdown at9:38 EST so there’s not a chance in hell I’m going to catch up. I made myself some killer cheese sauce for my hot dogs tonight. If you go to our forum (which is free!) you’ll be able to hunt down the recipe. You’ll also get my reviews for the multitude of different Flying Dog beers.

They start with a review of what has happened in the Kane/Undertaker saga. I might have to FF already. I got through it. Fine enough for what it was. Oh goody, Kane has a special announcement. He’s been good on the mic lately so it should be good at least.

Smackdown kicks it in a different direction by having Del Rio interrupt the story. Wow, he’s really getting the treatment. He needs to deliver. He’s getting some heat. It seems lukewarm enough not to constitute sweetener. Christian going to do another high class job. He’s stuck at this level the rest of his career. It’s still a better gig than TNA. When Christian turned it on, he got much better. Then he goes for the cheap pop. Del Rio closed out only OK. I wouldn’t call that a full delivery. Christian gets ambushed by his opponent McIntyre which was a smart move on his part.

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Aloisia out of NXT?

Damn near perfection.

This better be an angle or a fucking joke cause NXT season three was setting up to be a disaster until my new fantasy woman debuted. Straight from WWE.com, my ultimate stroke fantasy apparently is not going to be participating on the show. Yes; that’s right, Aloisia, was “fired” by Vickie Guerrero.

Two things, and I’ll start with the less personal. It makes no sense Vickie Guerrero can fire her. She is a pro not her boss. Of course they have never defined Vickie’s role so maybe she could but whatever. They could have had Michael Cole bark out McMahon’s lines on the debut show and say she couldn’t cut it and the internet darling is back in front of fifity people a night.

On to the second issue; she is the only reason people even talked about Season Three of NXT. With that out of the way, this chick is a living goddess on this planet. Has anyone put any thought in to the wonderful nasty shit you can get in to with a perfectly proportioned six foot nine inch tall woman? If you haven’t you are gay, dead below the waste or both. When she first appeared on screen my eyes widened and I repeatedly said, in front of my live in girlfriend “Look at her. Look at her. Look at her!”

This wasn’t some beanpole flat-chested Betty. This was a fully proportioned woman with curves. Who cares if she will mimic Eli Cottonwood in the ring?  The woman is a real life Valkyrie or Greek/Roman goddess. This is what an Amazon woman is supposed to be like. Hell, this is what every woman is supposed to be like. So leave it to WWE to go and fuck it all up. It doesn’t matter if it is her fault. WWE should have been bending over backwards to keep her happy. God damn this may ruin my weekend. OK, I will accept this move if it means they signed Kong or Cheerleader Melissa but no chance that is the case. -Jeremy

Stunt Granny Audio #112

Dusty and Eric join forces this week to talk about all of the things you didn’t even know you wanted to hear about! How have Eric’s first couple of weeks in Des Moines gone? Does the city resemble the Des Moines episode of “COPS” Dusty just watched? How about Monday Night Raw? Hear what the boys thought about the “supershow” featuring Raw and Smackdown wrestlers. Find out who was a breath of fresh air and who was a stinky pile of horseshit. And what swerves and conspiracies do the guys think WWE might be dreaming up? Plus, listen to their analysis of the season finale of NXT, and who they’re excited to see in season three!

Stunt Granny Audio #112

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