John Cena takes huge leap, will star in action movie about brothers

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And on top of that, this could have been his.

According to Prowrestling.net, John Cena’s next movie will be titled “Blood Brothers,” and the plot of the movie involves three brothers who barely know each other, all of whom share a dad but were squeezed out of different mothers. The dad dies, and a random sister is thrown into the mix, who brings them all together to let them know they have something waiting for them. What that thing is is a big surprise, and the journey they have to go through to get this big surprise makes “The Poseidon Adventure” look like a lap around the YMCA pool. Whatever. The only thing I got out of the whole write-up at Dot Net is that Amy Smart plays the sister. Then that reminded me of a post Jeremy wrote a while back titled “John Cena is an Idiot,” about how Cena married his high school sweetheart. Dipshit, you’re in remote New Mexico with a hot Hollywood actress, and you have a wife back home to answer to? Good one, dingaling. -Eric

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One Response

  1. Yeah, but Howard Stern married his college sweetheart and then dumped her when better options presented themselves, so don’t rule anything out here.

    That being said, Derek Jeter is the perfect example of an athlete doing it the right way. Play that field, baby.

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