WWE Royal Rumble 2011- Preview

Yes that’s right it has to be WrestleMania time if we are taking time out of our coke and alcohol binges to preview a WWE PPV. What better way to show our dedication than to start with The Royal Rumble. Jeremy and Kevin return this great tradition to all its glory by discussing all of the matches, yup, all four of them in wonderful Spectravision detail. Who do they think will walk out of the Rumble a Champion? Who will be the last man standing, or will it be a woman (Yeah this is a bullshit thing to say but come on go with it)? What surprises should we expect from WWE? Does Triple H come back and bigfoot everyone or does Evan Bourne surprise the masses and make a cameo only to be tossed out by Mark Henry in an act of betrayal? Who the hell knows but they are going to talk about all sorts of things like this. If that isn’t a hard sell well slap your mama.

Royal Rumble 2011 Preview

More Crappy Programming!

I wonder if the contestants will be wearing these cups.

In news that induced a yawn from me and the rest of the WWE Universe, the PWTorch.com reported the news that the Diva Search will take place during “regularly scheduled” WWE programming. Just another reason to tape their shows so that I can fast forward through these segments. The winner is irrelevant since they don’t get any more TV time than other contestants. It does mean that the current Divas are due for a couple of cuts that no one will miss since the Divas aren’t the focus of any show. The best thing about this show coming back on TV is the fact that we’re sure of getting a porno tape or at least some nudie pictures of the hot contestants. NSFW pictures below the jump. Or maybe they’re more like “It depends on where you work so I’ll save everyone some effort pictures” since I’m doing this on my lunch break.

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