Kevin’s Blog: Almost Live, Definitely Half Assed Review of Smackdown!

St. Victorious Dopplebock by Victory Brewing Company is what I'm drinking right now.

Josh Matthews starts out by hyping Alberto Del Rio’s victory at the Royal Rumble. Michael Cole then acts way too excited about Booker T joining the announce team. Booker gets a good pop. Vickie starts talking about Elimination Chamber qualifying matches. I couldn’t be less excited about the main event of Double K & Edge against Dolph & Lay Cool. I hate the slow and painful process. Just fire her. I do like Dolph’s claim.  It’s really weird that she’s in such a prominent role though. Even if it’s just for this week. Dolph delivered on the mic. Edge makes the save making the segment even stranger.

They recap the Orton angle for some reason. Gabriel & Slater are taking on Santino & Kozlov. So I just lived through a prime example of why I don’t do these things live. My buddy calls me and he has a tendency to babble like a high school chick when you get him on the phone. He’s harder to shake than my mother sometimes. I have to yap to him about UFC, Hershel Walker and gawd knows what else which costs me a good 20 minutes. The talk wakes up the dogs so I have towalk them. Down goes the drain another 15-20. Finally back at the seat with a Boxer slobbering on me.

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Who would YOU like to see Undertaker wrestle at WrestleMania 27?

This, of course, assumes Undertaker is physically able to wrestle, or stand there, or whatever. As always, leave a comment below to explain your brilliant choice! Otherwise, how else are we going to discuss this?

CZW sets back wrestling argument.

So by now you must have seen this. If you haven’t be prepared to watch something funny and yet utterly awful. -Jeremy

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