Kevin’s Blog: Almost Live, Definitely Half Assed Review of Smackdown

An Edo Period Chamber Pot

I’ve already watched Superstars (featuring a whole lot of tag team action. Santino’s tights have too much going on now.) and TNA iMPACT! (which was better than normal until that terrible main event. The finishers for Jeff Hardy & RVD came out of nowhere. On top of that Mr. Anderson had to move himself in front of an awkwardly pushed Hardy into a corner. It almost looked like Eric dancing.) tonight. So I’m wading into the deep end by watching another “2” hours of wrestling. At least I have a Leinenkugel Honey Weiss and more cold beer in the fridge.

The 600th episode of Smackdown starts off with the coronation graphic. We get a 12 man tag match. Time to hit FF to save time.  Booker’s look at Cole when he rants about Edge being called champ makes it worth waiting to FF. Sheamus looks ridiculous and too cartoony now with the cape. Jeremy & I noted on our previews that the Raw Elimination Chamber has 4 faces & 2 heels and the Smackdown Elimination Chamber has 4 heels & 2 faces. It worked out for this match. The announcers are doing good work so far.

Nothing really happened in the match while I looked for the picture then they took another commercial break.

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Hacksaw Jamie Duggan

Yep, whoring out pictures of hot women again.

It was announced yesterday (Dot Net story) that Miss USA (USA, USA) Rima Fakih will be one of the contestants on Tough Enough. She said: “Miss USA is an incredible honor that’s provided invaluable experience which will undoubtedly help me as I push my performance and athletic skills to the limit. I look forward to learning if I have the mettle to make it in WWE.” This development will help draw zero interest to the show except for the blurbs that will get mentioned in the mainstream media, if you count where this story broke as mainstream. If Eric is lucky, Rima will teach him how to pole dance. – Kevin

Hold For Swank needs to add a pole to their live shows.

Elimination Chamber Audio Preview part 1

Alright gang, we are back with yet another WWE PPV preview. Yup, Kevin and Jeremy go over the WWE’s Elimination Chamber in a lot of detail. In part one they discuss the Alberto Del Rio/Kofi Kingston match. Why the hell is this on PPV anyway? Does this mean Del Rio is not as hot as WWE had hoped? Is Kofi actually in line for something more? They then turn their focus on the Raw chamber match. Who is the first one eliminated? Does R-Truth get the Kofi Kingston treatment? Who will actually win this thing? What surprises should we expect? Well we talk about all this and you need to listen!

Elimination Chamber 2011 pt 1

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