TNA’s Brian Kendrick on The Price is Right, will probably be fined, fired

 

How much did you bid for that wonderful luggage?

This is the type of morning news we all want to read: According to Prowrestling.net, TNA flounderer Brian Kendrick was a contestant on “The Price is Right” this morning, bidding his way out of contestant’s row, but losing Secret X and then not winning when he spun the Big Wheel. It’s still awesome that he was on — one of my secret lifelong dreams is to play Plinko on TPIR, but who’s dream isn’t that? — but because it was a third-party booking without TNA’s approval, and because Kendrick wore a Seattle Sounders soccer T-shirt instead of an AJ Styles “Flying Forearm” tee, Kendrick will likely be fired by TNA by this afternoon. -Eric

3 Responses

  1. I called bullshit, he only got on the show because Drew Carey owns part of the Sounders and got erect when he saw Spanky’s shirt.

  2. Something about that once-fat, now-skinny twirp being erect makes me wanna vomit. -E

  3. Yes, my sister asked me if Drew Carey was sick because of the sudden weight loss. There is something terminal looking about him.

    She’s also convinced he wears a rug.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: