Smoke Smoke Smoke That Cigarette

Listen. We here at Stunt Granny certainly do not advocate smoking (although you’d be a darned fool to ignore its rich delicious flavor and cool soothing effect it has on people), but we exist to report the news and therefore we know how rare it is for someone to actually be allowed to smoke at ringside.

There was my personal physician, Dr. Havey Wippleman.

There’s the most hardcore wrestler in ECW history, Sandman.

And of course I would be remiss to not mention the hottest female in wrestling  history (in my opinion, which is the only one that really matters), Terri Runnels.

And now WWE has chosen THIS TIME to unveil a new smoking character. And that character is none other than friend of the show, ol’ Kwik Trip himself, Ron Killings!

While I find the first three people listed hella rad,I somewhat question the validity of R-Truth being in such esteemed company. When I expressed my doubts to my super secret insider source, he insisted to me that this was the right man at the RIGHT TIME. – Dusty

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