Classic wrestlers show it’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

"Where are my royalties, brother?!"

If you’re a long-time listener of the Stunt Granny Audio (and even all the way back to the DEJ Audio Experience), you might remember my roommate/cousin Megan occasionally interjecting herself into the shenanigans, often screeching an imitation of our half-cow, half-pig, all-trash roommate saying, “YOU KNOW WHAT I MEEEAN?” Well anyway, Megan is two things: an Internet fiend and a friend of friends. So when she sees goofy shit like this, she forwards it onto me because she knows I’ll appreciate it.

A seller on Etsy.com has created these… I don’t even know what, prints? Collages? Whatever you call them, they’re pieces of art that portray classic WWF and NWA wrestlers in poses and situations involving baked goods, primarily cake and cake decorating. Check them all out, they’re hilarious. The Andersons, the Genius, Rowdy Roddy Piper wrestling a frosting container? They’re all here! Is this news? It will be once Hulk Hogan finds out someone else is profiting from his likeness. Or once Jake “The Snake” Roberts barrels into this woman’s home office because he misread “cake” for “coke.” -Eric

"Wallowing in the muck of vanilla icing."

Jay Lethal Released By TNA

Fuckin figures.

UPDATE: The news of Jay Lethal’s release came on April 21. According to Wikipedia, Jay Lethal’s birthday is April 21. Burn in hell, TNA.

So Jay Lethal apparently wasn’t good enough for TNA any longer. According to PWInsider via ProWrestling.net, TNA has released the former X-Division champion. Of course he will be better remembered for his stint as a Macho Man tribute act.  So, what to make of this?

Really, it is TNA so who cares but Lethal is a young guy that has plenty of years ahead. He should have been valuable to TNA but he isn’t Eric Young, Rob Terry, Orlando Jordan, Abyss, Crimson or one of those easily confusable jackass security guys.

Releasing Lethal, regardless of if he asked for it or not, speaks to the bigger problem with TNA; they have no clue how to utilize their talent. Sure Lethal will never be a main event player but he is young and has the talent to make for a compelling mid-card act. He could have been a staple of their X-Divison but it is clear they don’t care about that. He could have been a player for the television title but there are no clearly defined rules for that belt anyway so it wouldn’t have mattered actually.

Here is the one idea no one will mention; WWE needs to get him on the next season of Tough Enough. No not developmental or NXT, they need to get him on television in a controlled environment and see if they can mold a personality for him. See if he sticks. If he wins it, great, if not, nothing lost and he can go to ROH or Japan.  -Jeremy

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