Buy Hulk Hogan’s house – a cesspool of white trash memories – for just $9.2 million

According to the Wall Street Journal by way of Gerweck.net, Hulk Hogan’s house near Tampa, Fla., is back on the market, this time for a scant $9.2 million.

Located about 35 minutes outside of Tampa on a bluff overlooking the Intracoastal Waterway and Clearwater Harbor, the 17,125-square-foot home has five bedrooms and 11 bathrooms. There’s a gym and recreation room with its own kitchen, bath and tanning room. There’s also a separate guest apartment, a pool with waterfalls and two docks.

Oh, what I wouldn’t do with 11 bathrooms. (Answer: 11 dumps in 11 days before starting at the beginning of the line again.) You may remember the Hogans placing this house on the market about five years ago for a whopping $25 million. When I failed to win the lottery, the house was taken off the market, and then posted again in 2009 for the low, low price of $10.9 million. That’s a hell of a dropoff, but Hogan definitely needs the money in light of all of this negative PR stemming from Warrior and Linda Bollea… oh wait, no one gives 11 shits what those two airheaded mongoloids have to say, because they’re obviously delusional scum. (Where’s GLAAD when you need them to correct my language?)

Now here’s an idea Hogan should steal: If you can’t sell your house, do what Fat Mike from NOFX does and rent it out! Check out the details here; it’s 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and 24 cans of PBR worth of fun! The only rules: Swim in the pool, sit in the spa, use the putting green, and don’t break shit. With all of the vacationers headed to Tampa throughout the year, the Hulkster could really cash in on this one, brother. “For only $1,500 a night, you can sleep where Brooke slept with some dude, and the next night you can sleep where Brooke slept with some dude! Wanna see where, as Warrior said, Linda and I did ‘slutty things’?” Or where Nick hid out after turning his friend John into steamed broccoli? Stay on the set of ‘Hogan Knows Best,’ the show that held together the family that was destined to fall apart! House rule: Don’t run me out of Kleenex, brother, this is a rough time for me.” -Eric

Dan Gable Museum in Waterloo, Iowa, announces banquet participants

He could sign something for YOU!

According to its Facebook page, the National Wrestling Hall of Fame Dan Gable Museum in Waterloo, Iowa, has confirmed Mick Foley as the master of ceremonies for its hall of fame awards banquet on Saturday, July 23, as well as the banquet participants.

Mick Foley has confirmed he will be the master of ceremonies at the George Tragos/Lou Thesz Professional Wrestling Hall of Fame banquet. Confirmed participants for the banquet are Mick Foley, Terry Funk, Jim Ross, Gerald Brisco, Jim Duggan, Larry Hennig, Maurice Vachon, Jim Raschke, Danny Hodge, Dan Gable, Pat Miletich, Bob Roop, Scott Teal, and Fritz Von Goering. Order your tickets today.

Well? What in the hell are you waiting for? Dan (Zourah) and I both have our tickets, and so should you. I’m telling you, let’s get Terry Funk lit up on Jack Daniels and see if he’ll tell us some stories. It’ll be glorious. For more information on the weekend, or for information on ordering banquet tickets and professional wrestling show tickets, contact the National Wrestling Hall of Fame Dan Gable Museum at (319) 233-0745 or orders@wrestlingmuseum.org. Tell them Eric from Stunt Granny sent you, I need some cred. -Eric

CM Punk called someone a homo. GLAAD will train WWE.

Here’s the video, watch it first and try not to let his insanely awesome mustache distract you from the real issue.

Back now? Good.

So CM Punk called this fan at ringside a homo. So what. No one in the area cared. In fact they all laughed as Punk tore this yellow bucktoothed tool down. You know why?

Words don’t hurt.

What does hurt is GLAAD and every other special interest group telling you they do. They are the ones giving power to such words by essentially brainwashing you in to believing that words can ruin your very fabric. They perpetuate the stereotype by acknowledging what these words now mean.

They have gone from an actual necessity to word police. They are now trying to dictate how and what a word should mean to someone? Who made GLAAD the spokesperson for all gays, lesbians, transsexuals and the rest? Why should anything, and I do mean anything, they do matter? Wasn’t their sole purpose the fight for equality? When did t become monitoring what people say?

Let’s be clear here. What Punk did hurt absolutely no one. Off the cuff remarks do not have that critical sting you are led to believe. For example; I am Polish. You think there isn’t one joke about being stupid, dumb, retarded (whoops) idiotic, slow or any other assortment of the like? It doesn’t matter at all. Words are words. Unless you are Matt Hardy who has never heard of the sticks and stones theory.  (See got him in here.)

As for WWE, as a business they need to tell GLAAD to fuck off douche bags (wording chosen on purpose so save it). Really that is what all businesses should do with these sort of groups. These sort of things never come back to hurt them the outrage is manufactured. They get their name out in the press. It leads to more dollars. GLAAD makes bank off of these situations while muddying their stated purpose.

Sponsors always come back once the media moves on to the next dead baby or missing sorority girl.

The idea that someone has the right to boycott, change or in GLAAD’s case, train your natural (not an American right) right to free speech should sicken and scare you. GLAAD actually uses the word train in their press releases and everyone goes along with it. No one bats an eye.

No one, and I do mean no one, has the right to dictate what you think, say or feel. -Jeremy Maes

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