Mick Foley might attend WWE Money in the Bank, miss whole show while at pretzel stand

"And I can put gravy in here! BANG BANG!"

According to Prowrestling.net, Mick Foley stated on Twitter that he may attend WWE Money in the Bank, not as a backstage hanger-on used-to-be but as a fan.

Thinking about getting a ticket for MITB, just to feel the atmosphere in Chicago as a wrestling fan. Should be amazing.

(Side note: As of 2:24 p.m. central Tuesday, July 12, there are still single seats available on the floor. You boys better hope you talked people into the building!)

He doesn’t need me telling him this, but Chicago is possibly the best wrestling town in the United States, with the best fans and the best 31-year-old venue out there. To say the crowd that night in CM Punk’s hometown as he, in the midst of the year’s best angle so far, wrestles the hated John Cena for the sport’s most coveted prize will be “hot” is an insult to things like fire and the sun. However, let’s be honest, *that’s* why Foley is going, not because of the atmosphere, but because he wants to roast a hog carcass in the middle of the arena during the match. -Eric

One Response

  1. The only reason Mick Foley isn’t on foodstamps like Jesse Neal is is because he would eat the foodstamps.

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