Stunt Granny Interview Series: Aaron Maguire

Color commentator & Agent Aaron Maguire from Pro Wrestling Ohio.

Our annual interview with Aaron Maguire is upon as once again as Pro Wrestling Ohio charges towards Wrestlelution 4: Overdrive. The agent extraordinaire gives us his thoughts on all of the matches on the card this year since he is not involved in any of them this year. Which one of the tag teams has the best chance to defeat the Sons of Michigan? Who can take the TV Title to TNA under a bad name? Can Nicki Valentino be more “Old School” than Tito Santana? What is Maguire’s bold prediction for Josh Prohibition vs. “M Dogg 20” Matt Cross vs. Johnny Gargano? Find out who can dish out more punishment in the PWO Title match between Krimson and Jason Bane. Last but not least, who will win the big match up of “The Megastar” Marion Fontaine & “Big Rig” Brodie Lee vs. “Omega” Aaron Draven & “Big Sexy” Kevin Nash? All these answers and more when you click below.

Stunt Granny Interview Series- Aaron Maguire

Maryse granted permanent restraining order, still smokes like Camels

Hotter than asphalt in my crotch last week.

Because a few other entries on our site about Maryse have entered “Top Posts” realm, we might as well keep reporting on this: According to TMZ.com (by way of Prowrestling.net), WWE Diva Maryse was granted a permanent restraining order against this Lee Silber character, a guy old enough to be Maryse’s dad, who has made such offers as saying he would take her to heaven with him. I don’t know how he got the address to my velvet-encrusted bedroom, but he’s not invited.

An L.A. County Superior Court judge granted Maryse’s request for a restraining order against 61-year-old Lee Silber this morning — requiring the guy to stay at least 300 feet away from the Diva … for the next 3 years.

As we previously reported, Ouellet claims Silber has been harassing her constantly– leaving more than 50 delusional voicemails on her cell phone … and sending her increasingly scary letters, promising to track her down in L.A. and “take me to heaven with him.”

For what it’s worth, he learned of these flirtation tactics by reading John Piermarini’s best-selling book, “What Guys Do Wrong,” available on Amazon.com. Hit him up on Twitter (@JohnAsHimself, he’ll be the douche in the sweater vest and patchy beard) and tell him Stunt Granny sent ya! (And don’t believe that “Who?” bullshit answer, either; we’re so on everyone’s radar.) Also, Maryse’s boyfriend Mike “The Miz” Mizanin accompanied her to the courtroom proceedings, probably hoping Sibler would push him since, at this moment, WWE isn’t. Wocka wocka. -Eric

PWO – Season 4 – Episode 22

The last stand for PWO before Wrestlelution 4: Overdrive.

Bobby Beverly came out for a match to start the show. (No introductions from Joe Dombrowski & Aaron Maguire which seems a little weird now.) He is teaming with Jason Gory against Michael “The Bomber” Facade & Shiima Xion. Dombrowski & Maguire play up the tension between both teams. Facade started out against Beverly. They exchanged some basic moves. Beverly tagged in Gory after an arm drag into a corner. Gory bit Facade. Beverly took a seat on the outside. Xion blind tagged in. Gory got beat on. Facade blind tagged back in and got a two count from a top rope cross body. Xion came back in and tried to top Facade’s offense. Xion slapped Facade for another tag. Gory choked Facade then put him in camel clutch without the arms draped. Beverly tagged in. Beverly chicken wing suplexed Facade. Jaw breaker on Beverly gave Facade an opening but Xion was sitting on the ring apron. An Atomic Drop then a leg lariat by Facade on Beverly got Xion to step up. Beverly rolled out of the way of a super kick by Xion which connected on Facade. Xion got caught with a middle rope moonsault. Gory came in illegally and hit his finisher, Trepidation. Beverly tossed Gory out of the ring and got the pin.

Analysis: Good match. Lots of action that show cased everyone and gave a good push to the champion who just lost the previous week. Score: +1.

They threw it to a package of Johnny Gargano against “M-Dogg 20” Matt Cross from Wrestlelution last year. Gargano said there are two types of people in this business, friends and the ones who want to hold you down. Gargano gave a short recap of his career in wrestling and how it connected to Josh Prohibition and Cross. Gargano said he was tired of standing in Prohibition’s shadow. Gargano said that he respected Cross but he needs to stop making excuses. Gargano mentioned how Prohibition is still the same person. Gargano said he has changed in the last two years unlike Prohibition. Gargano said he’s better in the ring than anybody else, especially on at Wrestlelution. Gargano said he’s going to destroy his past to pave the way for his future. Analysis: He continues to get better on the mic. Score: +1.

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Headlines: Colt Cabana wrestles WWE dark match, Kenny Omega wrestles 9-year-old girl

Make this thing go viral! According to Prowrestling.net, Kenny Omega wrestled a 9-year-old girl for the new Stardom promotion in Japan. This clip is the best thing to happen to wrestling and YouTube since those Chikara or CZW or whatever guys wrestled hypnotized.

In other most excellent news, according to Prowrestling.net, Dr. Colt Cabana wrestled a dark match at last night’s WWE Smackdown tapings. He lost to Wade Barrett. Cabana has been in the news lately, including on the front page of TMZ.com, thanks in part to his friendship with CM Punk and thanks in part to his generally being awesome. (“Nick Bockwinkel has old balls,” anyone?) Now keep in mind there’s always the possibility someone sent in a false report to stir up the hornet’s nest known as the Internet Wrestling Community. But the difference between hornets and the IWC, as it’s known, is that hornets are productive as predators of plant-eating insects, whereas the IWC is full of predators of Funyuns and Mountain Dew. -Eric

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