Matt Hardy mugshot released: nothing to see here, move along

Matt Hardy TMZ

Courtesy TMZ.com

Thanks to TMZ.com for keeping up on all the hot wrestling nooz: Matt Hardy’s mugshot has been released and has already made 12 laps around the Internet, but come on, we need to get our licks in, too.

Eric: “It’s not fair to watch a guy faint after hearing ‘I’m sorry, sir, we’re all out of Baconators’ and take a picture of him when he’s only half conscious.”

Jeremy: “Outside of the lump on his head, it looks like a normal pic. I do find it funny that alcohol made his lazy eye weirder, though; I wouldn’t have thought it would go up in the corner like that.”

Kevin: “I wish I could say that he looks drunk but he always has that same dumb look on his face.”

Dusty: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

Jordan: “I want a Mattitude fact in the corner.”

Dusty, a follow-up: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also: Meth.”

2 Responses

  1. Do really assume that is true?

  2. This made me chuckle for a protracted time.

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