This is Vickie Guererro now?

It has been a while since we posted a gratuitous post of a wrestler chick in a bikini or even naked. Really this place has been one depressing note about matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Kurt Angle or some other screw up. There has been very little praise around these parts so in the interest of being positive here is a bikini pic.

Bam; no one saw that coming. Yes this is a real photo. No one doctored it by placing her head on someone else’s body. This is Vickie Guerrero. Yes the Vickie Guerrero from WWE television.  Yes this is the Vickie Guerrero that I now apologize to for all my past posts. I read some of them today. They weren’t nice. Wonder if that could hurt my chances with her now. But this isn’t about the past. This is about Vickie Guerrero being totally fuckable now.  -Jeremy

Jeff Hardy guilty, gets jail time and massive fine; TNA smells like rose-scented roses

"MMM, DRUGS!"

According to Prowrestling.net, TNA star Jeff Hardy pleaded guilty to three felony drug charges in Moore County, N.C. today.

Hardy pleaded guilty to two counts of intent to distribute a controlled substance, and one count of conspiracy to traffic in a compound containing opium.

Seriously, people still do opium? What is this, a basement in the ’50s? Anyway, it’s obvious that members of Hardy’s “inner circle” love drugs, so it’s not hard to imagine that he was going to distribute them in some way. According to one North Carolina indy wrestler, that way is by throwing huge parties and offering everyone with two nostrils a little bump. (According to me, that way is putting pot in his brother’s gigantic stack of brownies.)

The consequences here are 10 days in jail, a $100,000 fine, and 30 months of probation. Ten days in jail is easy when the wrestling company you work for tapes two weeks’ worth of TV in two days; the $100,000 will be easy to come by since Matt has made two lifetimes’ worth of money (just ask him, he’ll tell you); but the 30 months of probation will probably turn Jeff into a ticking time bomb. If this backwoods shit head could go 30 *minutes* without licking a toad, I’d eat my hat. -Eric

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