Jimmy Uso joins the DUI Arrest Federation

Another week means yet another professional wrestler got pulled over for DUI or DWI. This week’s story takes us to WWE land and we find that Jimmy Uso was arrested for driving under the influence. According to Action News out of Tampa Florida, he was pulled over while driving down the wrong side of the road. His blood alcohol level came in at an impressive .180 which is above the legal limit of .08.

You know what this means? Yep, his push is effectively over. Credit needs to go to WWE for seeing this coming though as The Usos push has been over for about a year. How’s that for foresight?

This is the part of any post where we refer to the legal troubles of Kurt Angle since he seems to be the current DUI champion. So we’ll go straight to the source of all joke Angle and get a quote from Eric shall we.
Eric says:

Um, she hasn’t given me permission to contribute right now.

Ok, well thanks Eric. Don’t let that stop you from checking back folks for more updates on Jimmy Uso’s arrest.

Damn today is a slow news day. -Jeremy

One Response

  1. […] Get it, girl! A DUI, right? See, Stone Cold Steve Austin, she’s *perfect* for pro wrestling! -Eric GA_googleAddAttr("AdOpt", "1"); GA_googleAddAttr("Origin", "other"); […]

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