WWE releases Maryse, still smokes like a Jeff Hardy house fire

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No... NO! Come back!!

According to Prowrestling.net, WWE has released Maryse. For context’s sake, let’s note three things:

1) Maryse has been sidelined with injuries and surgeries, including one to sew up a nasty hernia (did you know you can get those from trying to take a shit too hard?).

2) While she was active, Maryse was one of the most featured diva acts of the bunch, including wrestling (and not being too bad at it), acting as a ringside valet (and completely showing up her man, “The Ten-Cent Man” Ted DiBiase), and sitting in on color commentary (a job I think she knocked out of the park, nearly to CM Punk levels), showing that WWE loves putting her on screen.

3) Maryse is dating Miz, who has been working an anti-establishment conspiracy angle for months.

So take those three things for what they’re worth and call me in the morning. -Eric

5 Responses

  1. … yes its a conspiracy…. What’s funny is Miz & Truth are doing nothing but conspiring. I think she’s really released. WWE doesn’t like real life wrestling couples.

  2. Oh and btw the Smokes like a Jeff Hardy house fire was an awesome line 🙂

  3. Maryse decided that posing naked was better than taking a bump. Sorry, folks there is no conspiracy. Just a model deciding to go back to her roots.

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