Kevin Nash challenges Ultimate Warrior to shoot fight for WrestleMania 28 weekend

 

Wow. According to Prowrestling.net, former undeserving WWF Champion Kevin Nash has challenged former undeserving WWF Champion Ultimate Warrior to a shoot fight the weekend of WrestleMania 28. Nash had a great turnout for his strip-club outing in Atlanta during last year’s WrestleMania weekend, so hey, leave it to his entrepreneurial nature to dream up this one. Jason Powell writes:

Warrior took a shot at Nash while responding to a fan question. He was asked why not dye his hair and “pull a Kevin Nash return.” Warrior responded, “I’m not a d—head who thriveson stealing the limelight from young guys.”

So Nash broke the rules of Twitter by posting this 10 million-character Tweet, directed at Warrior:

“Never realized I had a problem with Jim (Warrior). Seemed to get along fine in Scottsdale.

“Come on my clown, turn that frown upside down. A true warrior never turns down a challenge. Put up 100k. I’ll do the same. Three rounds. MMA rules. Winner take all. I’m talking shoot, not sports entertainment. Jim Hellwig needs to put up or shut the f— up. Day before Mania in Miami Arena.

“Warrior will have to pass HIV and a hep (hepatitis) a, b, and c tests. I’ll do the same. I’m tired of this guy talking shit about the boys and me. When they stop it or you tap, I’ll quit or you can apologize like the c— you are.

“You should watch your mouth. You know you’re a bitch. You want nothing to do with me. You ran out of your gym to avoid me. You want to go, pussy, name the place and time. If not shut your d— sucker and forget my name. Bitch, make me 100k richer.”

Hahahaha, that’s good stuff, right there. While Warrior has an affinity for the word “fuck,” Nash has basically perfected the art of the filthy insult. Round 1 goes to Nash. Warrior has also spent tons of misdirected energy at one Hulk Hogan, claiming Hulk’s bandana includes fake blond hair in the back (oh no!), while Nash spreads the love in much more focused ways, like calling mullet-headed, Trans Am-driving known crackhead Ricky Morton a “crackhead” and, of course, this latest missive fired at Warrior. Round 2: Nash. And if we really need a Round 3, Nash is the reason I grew a goatee in high school, while Warrior is the reason I wore my mom’s make-up in third grade. That round is a tie, but Nash wins the war. -Eric

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