Kevin’s Blog: Definitely Live & Half Assed Review of #Raw

I hope you enjoyed your weekend.

I had a great weekend, which included me getting older by a year. My younger brother & his wife came down from Youngstown and my friends along with their little ones from in town all gathered for a nice Italian dinner at Villa Nova. It was followed by a trip to Bob’s Bar that has more than two hundred types of beer to choose from. It was quite an evening for yours truly. I’d like to thank anyone who came out. Great way to spend a weekend. I hope all of you have that type of weekend soon if that hasn’t happened recently. Let’s roll.

Shawn Michaels starts the show off. I forgot he was going to be on. He calls out HHH for an explanation as to why he accepted the match against Taker. This is all a bit patronizing. Shawn’s cutesy act isn’t hacking it for me in this situation. Ah, it was a ploy to play the footage. Still not digging it. Shawn drops that he is the special referee. Cool. They’re really loading up this card. Solid segment. I see I’m at odds with the Twitter-verse on Michaels sarcasm. Oh well.

We get a US flag for the US Title match. That looked extra cheesy. Santino Marella is taking on Jack Swagger with Dolph Ziggler & Vickie Guerrero. Johnny Wooden GM coming down makes no sense. David Otunga distracts the ref. The GMs argue. We go to commercial. What a train wreck of an angle. Dolph interferes again while the GMs argue again. The crowd goes nuts for the Santino win. The first time in ages the crowd has popped involving that title. As the GMs argue for a third time, it’s probably a good time to say the angle probably isn’t a train wreck. They’re building a problem between them that’s going to lead to a Wrestlemania match. It’s just that I don’t care.

The Rock prefilmed more stuff for Raw. Of course. Cena can’t make fun of him for putting notes on his arms. The Rock is giving us a history lesson. He’s throwing Cena’s merch in the Boston Harbor. Gnome! We’re starting a revolution. If people are sick of his merch, my eyes need a serious change in prescription. The Rock is going to make it to the arena. Kelly Kelly is on third mic. Alicia Fox is in the ring. Eve Torres needs to do something different coming to the ring. The butt out, point up is not working for her new persona. Is this angle taking place of Beth Phoenix doing anything? Or Kharma? Eve with a quick win. Zack Ryder comes out and basically says nothing. I’m agreeing with Mitchell Cool. Weird.

It’s awesome that they’re pimping the line of clothing I pooped on earlier. Eve kisses Zack backstage. Don’t take the bait. John Cena has a sit down promo in an empty arena. The director loves the wide shop. Stop changing the damn camera angle. Evidently the Rock said he was waiting for a worthy opponent. Fuck you, Boston is not the city of champions pal. It will continue to be Pittsburgh. Who gives a rat’s ass about basketball. Cena wants to win in the Rock’s backyard. How did they not retake his minor stumble? It’s pre-taped. He’s doing a real good job. I can’t say the same for the director who cut around too much. Ha, I disagree with the Twitter-verse again on content. I can’t wait for commenters to skewer me.

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Shawne Merriman is angry with CM Punk GRRRRRR!

Twitter Beef

Everyone remember the CM Punk/ Chris Brown Twitter beef? The story that was so big it was forgotten two days later? Yeah we barely do as well. Apparently Shawne Merriman of the Buffalo Bills, yes that is a real football team, just found out though and boy was he unhappy.

Merriman was so upset he did what any grown adult should do and took it to the masses via Twitter. He basically is starting his own Twitter beef with CM Punk. The idea of going through his tweets is repulsive so thanks to other sources like Prowrestling.net, you can read them all in a collected format.

F— C.M. Punk, he’s still a punk forever in my book,” Merriman wrote. “I’m sure my supporters feel the same way… And WWE, I ain’t hosting y’all new network until somebody whoop C.M. Punk cuz he’s a p$ssy.

“Serious, who the f— is C.M. Punk other than a soft butt…wrestling gone soft f off… If god is my witness, C.M. Punk was wearing a thong laying by the pool tanning his cheeks in Costa Rica, now tell me I’m lying… C.M. Punk wants no part of Lights, trust me…

“And WWE, I ain’t hoting sh#t until C.M. is dethroned… I ain’t a hater at all, but if you like dudes tanning by the pool (in) a thong that’s cool. I think he had pillows under his stomach

This is the guy that was suspended for steroid use by the NFL and upon his return hasn’t been any good. This really has nothing to do with this story but it should be pointed out. Oh, and he was also arrested for alleged domestic abuse on his then girlfriend Tila Tequila but those charges were tossed out of court due to lack of evidence. This is nothing like Chris Brown’s situation where he repeatedly punched his girlfriend in the face and paid his debt by picking up trash. -Jeremy

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