Randy Orton to star in Marine 3, seriously.

WWE just won’t give up on making low budget shit movies for straight to DVD and Blue-ray release. Up next is yet another marine movie but this time it is set to star Randy Orton. You may remember Randy from his stint in the actual Marine Corp that ended when he was court-martialed and spent 38 days in a military prison.

So who better to portray a Marine on film then the guy who went AWOL and went to jail for it? Imagine the pitch meeting for this movie. “So we have a new Marine sequel but to get that authenticity we need it to star someone with military experience. How about Randy Orton? He was in the Marines after all?”

“Um, he went AWOL and got booted after spending time in jail”

“Oh so he was in The Marines though? Perfect, let’s shoot him to the moon. All those tattoos and that ever present scowl and his animal magnetism will sell this flick.”

“Let me be clear, he was put in jail. He wasn’t even allowed to do Tribute to The Troops for a while because of it. This isn’t a good idea.”

“No he is perfect. Let’s get this greenlit immediately.”

This does beg the question; was Cody Rhodes too busy or beautiful for this role? What about someone like Kofi Kingston? Why do all WWE films star white people?  -Jeremy

Maria Menounos has broken ribs. Pierced clit hopefully fine.

I totally missed this huge news today so all apologizes on the tardiness of this post. Maria Menounos, she of the pierced clit and delicious looking vagina, has two broken ribs. How this effects her WrestleMania match with her partner Kelly Kelly against Eve and Beth Phoenix has yet to be determined.  She suffered her injuries while practicing her routine for Dancing with the Stars. Really though with how skinny this woman is wouldn’t a stiff breeze or a squirt of Binaca accomplish the same thing? Also, I mention this only for the means to add a tag of Dancing with the Stars tag so we get extra hits; cause people really watch that garbage for some reason. -Jeremy

WrestleMania 28 Preview #4- Big Show vs Cody Rhodes

Damn smooth

Cody Rhodes and Big Show; it is written so shall it happen. Has WWE done a reasonable amount of work to make this feud viable? Does Cody Rhodes have any momentum behind him even though he has been Intercontinental champion for eight months? Just how bad is Big Shows record at WrestleMania? Which one of our hosts is genuinely surprised by this? Does beating the Great Khali even matter now? How does selective historical enforcement play in to this match as it has in the other matches so far? Click the blue link that says “WrestleMania 28 Preview #4- Big Show vs Cody Rhodes” below.

WrestleMania 28 Preview #4- Big Show vs Cody Rhodes

Other WrestleMania 28 Preview Audios
WrestleMania 28 Hall of Fame Show
Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan
Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos vs. Beth Phoenix & Eve
Kane vs Randy Orton

WrestleMania 28 Preview #7- Undertaker VS Triple H (Hell in a Cell) w/Shawn Michaels

So it is down to this, the final two matches for WrestleMania 28. On this edition Jeremy and Kevin discuss the Triple H versus The Undertaker Hell in a Cell match with Shawn Michaels as special referee. Does this match stand a chance of living up to the hype of last year’s match? Are the guys still bitching about last year’s match? Who wins this? Would they possibly end the streak this year and should it be Triple H? Really, should Triple H even get consideration to end the streak? Could the internet handle that? How does Shawn Michaels play in to this all? Will Undertaker have hair? Listen and find out.

WrestleMania 28 Preview #7- Undertaker VS Triple H (Hell in a Cell) with Shawn Michaels

Other WrestleMania 28 Preview Audios

WrestleMania 28 Hall of Fame Show
Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan
Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos vs. Beth Phoenix & Eve
Kane vs Randy Orton
Big Show vs Cody Rhodes
CM Punk vs Chris Jericho
Team Johnny vs Team Teddy

WrestleMania 28 Preview #3- Kane vs Randy Orton

Stunt Granny rolls along with WrestleMania 28 preview shows. This time around Randy Orton and Kane get some coverage. What happened to the writing staff? Did they forget about Randy Orton? What else can possibly explain this match? Has WWE done a sufficient job of explaining Kane’s new appearance? How about the issue(s?) between Kane and Orton? Who has some really deliberate offense that could make this a total borefest? Download and listen monkeys.

WrestleMania 28 Preview #3- Kane vs Randy Orton

Other WrestleMania 28 Preview Audios

WrestleMania 28 Hall of Fame Show
Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan
Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos vs. Beth Phoenix & Eve

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