Hey John Cena, I told ya so.

You know those times when you are absolutely correct in everything you say but yet no one listens? Well, check this out because someone said this was a bad idea to begin with.

Back yet?  Good, ha ha, I called it with absolute perfection.

John Cena is getting divorced and there is absolutely nothing shocking about how this is going to play out. There is no great joy to take from this but the fact that this is happening at all is just ridiculous.

Even more ridiculous is the fact that Cena had a prenup and in typical fashion the broad still thinks she is entitled to anything more than the initial agreement. Of course she went out and grabbed Linda Bollea’s attorney in the hopes to strong arming more than she actually deserves. Need evidence to this point? Her lawyer says as much.

Although it is indeed unfortunate that John Cena decided to divorce his high school sweetheart Liz Cena; particularly, after they have come so far in their lives and in his career together, Liz will and really has no choice but to pursue all of her rights and entitlements.

See, basically the attorney admits this chick hasn’t done shit while John goes out, works all the time and makes money.

Look, high priced lawyers are cunts. There is no way around it. We all know they do more harm than good and this is a classic case of that. This fucker knows she hasn’t done anything but will still try and get more than she deserves. If marriage is a partnership and only one person does the work. Well then it is perfectly acceptable to put her head through the Barbershop window and tear up the marriage license.

The chick is heartbroken and who wouldn’t be? But then how shocking was this when your husband brought you a pre-divorce financial settlement agreement?

All of this drama and all of the sure to be incredibly painful but entertaining drama could have been avoided if John Cenas dumbass would have never married this chick in the first place. Batista made a good living off of road ass after dumping his wife while she had cancer. -Jeremy

John Cena files for divorce, ex fights for custody of jean shorts

Na, I ain’t sayin’ she a golddigga…

According to Prowrestling.net, WWE superstar John Cena has filed for divorce from his wife of three years and acquaintance of 14, Liz something or other. Here’s the rest of the news before I cut to the chase:

  • Liz has hired Raymond Rafool, who represented Linda Bollea in her high-profile divorce case from Hulk Hogan.
  • It sounds like Cena made her sign a prenuptual, so good luck, toots.
  • Reports claim that this divorce will be “nasty.”

Now, for the important part of this story:

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