Hey John Cena, I told ya so.

You know those times when you are absolutely correct in everything you say but yet no one listens? Well, check this out because someone said this was a bad idea to begin with.

Back yet?  Good, ha ha, I called it with absolute perfection.

John Cena is getting divorced and there is absolutely nothing shocking about how this is going to play out. There is no great joy to take from this but the fact that this is happening at all is just ridiculous.

Even more ridiculous is the fact that Cena had a prenup and in typical fashion the broad still thinks she is entitled to anything more than the initial agreement. Of course she went out and grabbed Linda Bollea’s attorney in the hopes to strong arming more than she actually deserves. Need evidence to this point? Her lawyer says as much.

Although it is indeed unfortunate that John Cena decided to divorce his high school sweetheart Liz Cena; particularly, after they have come so far in their lives and in his career together, Liz will and really has no choice but to pursue all of her rights and entitlements.

See, basically the attorney admits this chick hasn’t done shit while John goes out, works all the time and makes money.

Look, high priced lawyers are cunts. There is no way around it. We all know they do more harm than good and this is a classic case of that. This fucker knows she hasn’t done anything but will still try and get more than she deserves. If marriage is a partnership and only one person does the work. Well then it is perfectly acceptable to put her head through the Barbershop window and tear up the marriage license.

The chick is heartbroken and who wouldn’t be? But then how shocking was this when your husband brought you a pre-divorce financial settlement agreement?

All of this drama and all of the sure to be incredibly painful but entertaining drama could have been avoided if John Cenas dumbass would have never married this chick in the first place. Batista made a good living off of road ass after dumping his wife while she had cancer. -Jeremy

7 Responses

  1. Regarding the original post from 2009 –

    I was quite annoyed by the comments from what were clearly Cena rat hopefuls who were trolling for photos of him or whatever on Google & stumbled across your site…. such as:

    ‘you all know what…what john cena dose is his business. and if you dont like the guy then why are you wrighting about him? john cena can marry who ever he wants. how dare you call someone you barely know a fucking idiot. do you personally know him? no i dont think so. stop talking shit about wrestelers personal lifes…..it is none of your business after all.’

    ‘yhea i think its nice to hes my biggest idal of all time i love him soooo much i would tottaly mary my high school sweat heart but your the man cena i would tottaly meat you in person but its never going to happen…i love you cena your soo cool u have good potentcal but its alll goood keep up the good work i count on you….. ‘

    ‘john cena is the man. i look up to him hes very funny an strong. who ever talks junk is just jealoul. i love u cena. an dont ever listen what people say about u.’

    These are the subhumans who support this tool.

    • Oh wow, I had the first post on that story, but never realized that so many trolls commented afterwards. Does that happen often?

      As I texted Dusty when I heard the news, “Cena is getting divorced…does that make him Kev & Jeremys new fav wrestler?”

    • Jealoul? Isn’t that Urkel’s real first name?

  2. Jeremy, you are a scoundrel!

  3. She’s a thoroughly mediocre looking girl who thinks she’s hot. He’s an ugly dude who is lame and ridiculous. They made the perfect couple, really. It’s a wonder it didn’t work out.

    • This just proves my theory that *nobody* should fucking get married, especially in your 20s, especially if you are or have aspirations for stardom of any kind. John Cena getting married in the fashion he did showed a very low IQ

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