Kelly Kelly released from WWE

Emotion one of two.

Boy if this isn’t bad news on young  Eric’s wedding day. Kevin and I agreed last night before we got tore up, and boy did we, that it  was in Eric’s best interest that we hide this  info until he at least gets through the reception. Oh, sorry, Kelly Kelly was granted her release from WWE. Yes this is crushing news for people who like stick thin blonde women who scream like banshees which Eric is one of.

I never understood the appeal of Kelly Kelly. Sure she is an attractive woman but there was never any apparent personality to go along with it? Is that too much to ask? Is it too much to ask for anything other than a put upon “oh no you didn’t” walk and a smile? -Jeremy

Site Update- Wedding Bells

The site here is going to be a bit slow over the next few days as we are all in Iowa to celebrate Eric’s wedding. Yes, someone was dumb enough to say yes to his proposal. Of course none of us have actually seen his fiancee in anything but pictures. Eric is rather handy with the Photoshop so is it really that far fetched that he stalked some woman’s Facebook page and cut himself in to her pictures? They have pictures of cats with sniper rifles that appear real after all.

Look all I am trying to say is that we could possibly have been duped and this is some sort of ritualistic suicide ceremony disguised as a wedding. Shit, all that money wasted when I  could have just killed myself at home. Ya know, so the parents would find me. -Jeremy

Stunt Granny Audio #201

Changes are afoot at Stunt Granny so Dusty & Kevin are here to talk about them. Who suggested this change? Who pushed to make the change immediately? Are the guys going to abandon wrestling? Of course not. Kevin’s girlfriend is ready to though after four months of watching WWE Raw. What did she diagnose that Kevin found so funny? Is it a familiar complaint? Why is the WWE oblivious the myriad of problems when a novice can spot them? Dusty & Kevin move on to talking about some of the positives of Raw. How did they rank the segments with CM Punk, Paul Heyman, Mick Foley and John Cena? Does Dusty still have contempt for Foley? Is the power couple of CM Punk and Paul Heyman working? What could John Cena do to help remedy some of the problems that novices can point out? They move into a lighting round and talk about Jim Cornette as a baby face commissioner. Is his gimmick as bad as a heel GM? Dusty & Kevin finish by talking about Austin Aries going heel to fight Jeff Hardy. Who gets a guest shout out for posting about this topic on the Stunt Granny Facebook page? Find that out and more when you click the link below!

Stunt Granny Audio Show #201

The “Macho Man” Randy Savage Gets A Jordan Shoe

From Sneakerfiles.com by way of Prowrestling.net comes the most exciting piece of wrestling related outerwear since Jeff Hardy started doing his own shirts. Of course none of the major wrestling leagues came up with this idea. Nike does have some experience with horrendous design ideas (See just about any Oregon Ducks football outfit) but this one gets nailed with a double axe handle off the top rope. The neon colors are spot on without over doing it. You’ve got the laces (top) and soles (bottom) in neon green/yellow. The interior of the shoe is this color but unless you’re wearing them, it will have little bearing on how they look. It would have helped to make the Jordan figure neon green/yellow instead of red since the design doesn’t use it anywhere else. There are plenty of examples of the Jordan symbol color matching with the design so it isn’t always red. The inset panels are the fantastic purple and pink checker board that “Madness” used on a regular basis. I would think some form of pink needs to be included in any Savage tribute because I remember any number of his trunks with pink in them. I love that the checker board flows with the panels shape so the distortions are different all around the panel. I know it’s hacky but I’d give these shoes an “Ooooooh yyyyeaaahhh!” -Kevin

Kevin’s Blog: Almost Live, Definitely Half Assed Review of @WWE #Raw

I had to lead off with one of the more ridiculous things my room mate has ever said to my girlfriend. Really, he has a whole lot of those but this one happened on Saturday. We were getting ready to go see Jim Norton over at the Funny Bone so I was making some pasta and tomato sauce. If anyone has read this column before, you know it’s a regular practice. As the sauce was cooking, I went up to take a shower leaving her down here to keep things in order. Roomie shows up plowed out of his mind (thanks to his brother in law. The one attached to the baby momma and the only reason he’s living in my basement. We’ll get to that insanity some other time.) and tells my girl that he taught me everything I knew about wine. Evidently he invited me over to his place to take informal classes and was taught how to pick my wines. He then decided to give the tomato sauce a little stir and told her “It wasn’t thick enough.” I was told this while we drove to the Funny Bone and I had quite a hearty laugh. I didn’t ever go over to his place for wine classes. I got most of my wine knowledge when I lived near Tuscan vineyards. We actually had a class on it while I was studying in Florence. As for his critique of my tomato sauce, he was correct but that’s only because it hadn’t cooked the proper length of time yet. What a dolt. Let’s roll.

Two referees in two weeks. What the hell is going on in Vince’s world? Is he that stuck on the NFL’s terrible referees? After a brow beating by CM Punk, Paul Heyman does it too. Vince is stuck on the NFL. Their ratings aren’t in the toilet. My girl doesn’t think the short shorts are GM leg wear. I beg to differ. AJ Lee sends him the ref to the back. I am pretty tired of the employees running things in wrestling. Punk re-shows the video of AJ proposing to him. Punk is being a real creep. That’s a good thing. Paul, you’re not going to trump any of those power couples. Just knock it off. Does the board not watch when sexual harassment is going on?

We get more referee TV time. The WWE keeps forgetting how many wrestlers they have on the roster. AJ promises to fire him while looking out into space. I like her acting but still don’t care for the story line of “Let’s fire every GM every show.” We have a Twitter fight turned into a wrestling match. Dolph Ziggler is taking on Kofi Kingston who is apparently still in a tag team since R Truth comes to the ring with him. Can’t someone take this loss to Ziggler that isn’t in a big tag team? From the tweets, it looks as made up as any bad WWE story. All story, little match before the break.

I want to break my lap top when Criss Angel weighs in on Lil’ Jimmy. Kofi is not helping out the quality of the match. Ziggler seems to be a little out of place on some of these moves too. Kofi is one of the few guys who could get the rise out of the crowd that he did since it’s believable he could win. Zig Zag for the win after a couple of near falls. Jim Ross & Mitchell Cool tell us about John Cena‘s injury. He’s going to give us a live update.

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Alex Riley is on the shelf

Damn, Alex Riley had a bunch of different surgical procedures performed last week according to Alex Riley’s Twitter via Prowrestling.net . He had surgery on his elbow and knee and both are going to keep him out of action, well, um, as short as humanly possible. Here is hoping he has a prescription to cure invisibility because no one has seen his ass in months.

God damn we need to change our format soon, This newz shit is killing me.- Jeremy

Beth Phoenix is leaving WWE

Strong, sexy, confident. Totally not marketable

Well, certainly didn’t see this coming. Beth Phoenix has given notice she is leaving the company, according to Prowrestling.net.  Since her contract details were never brought up before it is safe to say this is a tad bit of a surprise. She clearly will end up in TNA and that isn’t necessarily a good thing but a paycheck is a paycheck.

Boy, WWE really doesn’t give a fuck about the women’s division. Yeah this will come across like your typical internet bitch session but facts are facts. Michael Cole called Layla one of the most important divas champions ever. The let Kharma go supposedly because they had nothing for her. They gave the Bella’s the boot and, well, ok two out of three.

Really though with their use of Eve Torres, Beth became expendable. You can’t have two strong women characters on the roster. What would that show if all of the women weren’t rail thin screaming bitches? Other than interesting of course. -Jeremy

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