This whole Aaron Hernandez thing is a buddy cop movie waiting to happen. Something like…
Everyone knew Aaron Hernandez was dangerous. But no one knew just *how* dangerous…
Hernandez, in the courtroom whispering to his lawyer: No one knows this, but I’ve rigged explosives under the judge’s chair.
Hernandez’s effeminate lawyer: Ooh, I always said you were a ticking time bomb, waiting to go off!
Hernandez: That judge is about two hours away from his final verdict!
*Hernandez and lawyer laugh deviously*
But what Hernandez doesn’t realize is that he has two grizzled New York City cops on his trail that are hellbent on blowing up his evil scheme…
*shots of the two cops saying and doing wacky stuff*
*shot of one of Hernandez”s gang buddies telling the cops about the explosives, and then the cops making a beeline for the courtroom*
Buddy Cop 1: Hernandez is about to learn something about his friends that he never knew before!
Buddy Cop 2: Yeah. That they can sing!
*shot of the courthouse exploding while the buddy cops drag the judge to safety*
Lethal Weapon 97, coming soon to a theatre near you…
(Dusty’s note: I pitched this movie trailer idea to Jeremy and Eric earlier today and it was met with crickets riding on tumbleweed. So alas, it will never see the light of day, not on the big screen and certainly not as a column idea for Stunt Granny. To tell you the truth, it was probably rejected because there’s not a single trace of a hot big breasted chick in this trailer. Oh well, back to the drawing board.)
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