Jeremy’s One Paragraph Movie Review: Spring Breakers (2012)

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What should you expect from a movie directed by Harmonie Korine? If you want your typical girl road comedy go elsewhere. Don’t bother at all. The movie is an ode to excess. Drugs, booze, naked females, drugs, half naked females, guns, money, greed, power, seduction, faith control; you name it you’ll find it in this flick. Everything in the movie is as heightened as much as possible. Then the movie stops and starts all over again. It is entirely out of the blue in comparison to the first half of the movie. I don’t know if it was good or bad but it certainly isn’t boring. If that doesn’t wet your appetite, it even has a surprise cameo by Jeff Jarrett as a preacher of sorts. -Jeremy

Stunt Granny Audio Show #247

US-olympic-mens-hockey-team-rosterJeremy & Kevin are back for another week. They start off talking about why Kevin likes the Winter Olympics. I mean, other than the fact that hockey is the main event of this half of the Olympics. Jeremy brings the show to a screeching halt minutes in by talking about “My 600 Pound Life”. As usual, they finally get around to talking about wrestling. This week’s main topic is the athleticism being shown in the WWE. Being agile isn’t just for the little guys any more. Luke Harper is Jeremy’s main example but doesn’t forget to include Bray Wyatt. Does Erick Rowan get into this grouping or is he being protected too much? The Wyatts took on Cody Rhodes, Goldust & Rey Mysterio? We know that Cody can go in the ring but are the two old guys fitting into this new mold? Were they a look into the WWE’s future during their heyday? Did Cody really need to do the moonsault off the top of the cage? The Wyatts are also ready to take on the Shield at the Elimination Chamber. Roman Reigns is showing off some serious in ring skills that are being highlighted by the Superman Punch and the Spear. Is it more incumbent on the victim than the hitter to make that move look good? These moves look good but what is Kevin’s favorite move that Reigns does? How good is Seth Rollins? Good enough to not talk about his in ring skills? And where does Dean Ambrose fill in with this theme? And how do Jeremy & Kevin squeeze John Cena into this conversation? Find out when you click the link below!

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