#RingOfHonor Is Second Best

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I didn’t watch “Best In The World” but I did read the results on Prowrestling.net. I only care about one match result and that is Michael Elgin beating Adam Cole for the ROH World Title. This result is so logical that they automatically jump ahead of TNA in competency with it alone.

Michael Elgin has been built up on two previous occasions. He won the Survival of the Fittest Tournament in 2011 which allowed him to have a shot at Davey Richards. Elgin came up short against Richards in a match that many people who watched it called a five star match. Elgin was not expected to win that match. It was his coming out party. Elgin then beat Adam Cole to get his first true shot at the ROH World Title. He took on Kevin Steen at Glory By Honor XI: The Unbreakable Hope. He was built up enough on TV that they used his nickname “Unbreakable” in the title. He lost to Steen.

Elgin then had his second crack at the title coming when Jay Briscoe got injured and had to surrender the title. Elgin was entered in as one of the favorites. After getting to the finals of the tournament, he was defeated by Adam Cole at Death Before Dishonor XI in September 2013. If you haven’t listened to any of the podcasts in which I’ve trumpeted Adam Cole then I can direct you to written forms of that opinion here, here and here. Much like Jason Powell, in some ways I didn’t want to see the strap removed from Cole’s waist. I brought up the month of his title reign because Cole had the belt for eight months. That is plenty long enough to establish your young star.

Michael Elgin got a shot in a three way match with a returning Jay Briscoe against Adam Cole for the title. Everyone who watches wrestling knows that the champion has a 99% chance of winning because his two opponents always turn on each other. I’d discount that chance also. Elgin then had to stew while a returning Chris Hero got a shot then Jay Briscoe got his one on one shot. Elgin then got the build up again on TV. ROH ended the Elgin build up by airing the assault Cole and Mike Bennett along with Maria Kanellis on their hype show on Saturday. That was another small positive about “Best In The World”, they aired it on Sunday like a professional wrestling organization should. That made the hype show more effective than airing it the same day and sometimes after the Saturday scheduled PPVs. Back to the beat down, Cole & Bennett zip tied Elgin to the ropes and cut his hair. ROH tried to market the mullet but it was still a horrendous choice because Elgin is balding. Cutting Elgin’s hair was another correct move. MsChif came out to make the save. We found out is Elgin’s wife while Cole denigrated both of them. Cole then gave her a choice to kiss him or watch her husband get assaulted. MsChif spit on Cole. He then decided instead of attacking Elgin to slap the Figure Four on MsChif while Bennett held her arms down. It makes Cole look like an absolute dick but I don’t like that aspect of the angle. I know she can take it but it doesn’t look good. The angle was made worse by security showing up after Cole let go of the hold. Cole should have beaten down Elgin.

TNA was in charge of a similar scenario twice, with James Storm and Bobby Roode. Roode was hyped through out the Bound For Glory Series only to lose to Kurt Angle in the Finals. To make matters worse, TNA decided to give the title to Storm on the next Impact Wrestling show after BFG. Roode recovered when he turned heel on Storm by breaking a beer bottle over Storm’s head to capture the TNA World Title. Roode went on to have the longest title reign in TNA history. James Storm had a couple of months off then came back to TNA with much video build up of him working on his farm. Storm didn’t win the TNA Title after the BFG series the next year because Roode cost him a match against Bully Ray in the semi-finals. Storm got the better of Roode at BFG but didn’t get the title because it had been won by Austin Aries. Storm later won a three man match with Roode and A.J. Styles. Storm then lost his contendership on the next episode of Impact. Storm has never recovered in the two following years.

If Michael Elgin had lost against Cole again, I fear that he would become James Storm. Elgin would have been hyped up too many times to believe that he can win the big match. ROH did the right thing though and put the strap on Elgin so that he can become Bobby Roode. – Kevin

Jeremy’s One Paragraph Movie Reviews: Zombie Ass: Toilet of The Dead (2011)

You ever see a movie title and you just have to watch it? This is the scenario I ran in to coming across Zombie Ass: Toilet of The Dead.” By title alone it grabs your attention. Of course this is the exact point where you lose interest. Aftr watching this the only thing I could think of is “What the hell is wrong with the Japanese?” Sure it isn’t fair to lump an entire society or culture in a pile over this but whatever. The movie makes no sense other than the fact there are undead people around. I gave up after that. From what I could gather, in between the screaming women and over emphasizing men, some kids want to remain slim so they go and eat mutated worms out of a stream. Why? Well why not? Then they get sick and one girl uses an outhouse because she has an upset stomach No one can fart because it is bad form or something. Then they start to die one by one as the mutated worms prolapse their anus and attack with sharp points. The entire movies follows through with fart jokes, ass fetish and nonstop idiocy. Even for my ridiculous tastes I had enough of this flick.

Stunt Granny Presents: We Watch Stuff Podcast #4

This week’s “We Watch Stuff” is dedicated to the drama, pageantry, bloat and excess of the Transformers movie franchise. Shahid and Jeremy cover each movie from top to bottom and try to make sense of it all. Why does Bumblebee not talk? What creative mind thought that was a good idea? What excuse does Michael Bay make for his movies? Who is his audience after all? How great were the Ghettobots? You remember them right? You did realize one of them had a very distinct feature? How about the Nazi Transformer? You remember him from the cartoon? Yeah, no one else does. How much did these movie make? Why was the Matrix trilogy Rated R? What the hell does bastion Booger have to do with it all? Just download the show now to find out.

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