Amy Smart is in John Cena’s new movie “The Reunion”

John Cena has another movie coming out called The Reunion and no it is not porn. It is a family tale for forgiveness and all that garbage. The poster lists the stars as John Cena, Ethan Embry and Amy Smart. Wait, what? Amy Smart? Amy Smart from Crank, Just Friends, Crank 2, Mirrors, Road Trip and countless other films?

This is a little confusing though.  The Reunion doesn’t appear on IMDB anywhere. But if you look up Blood Brothers, you find the exact same movie sans Amy Smart in the cast list. So after a little digging and found that she is indeed in the movie. Now you may ask yourself why it matters if Amy Smart is in this flick and the answer is simple.

Amy Smart is incredibly hot.

She is the only reason to watch this eventual piece of shit, which is set to be released October 21. As opposed to me, who is set to release every time I see Amy Smart. So if you haven’t figured it out yet, the entire idea for this post is to get a picture of Amy Smart on our site.

And here it is. Good Day. -Jeremy

John Cena takes huge leap, will star in action movie about brothers

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And on top of that, this could have been his.

According to Prowrestling.net, John Cena’s next movie will be titled “Blood Brothers,” and the plot of the movie involves three brothers who barely know each other, all of whom share a dad but were squeezed out of different mothers. The dad dies, and a random sister is thrown into the mix, who brings them all together to let them know they have something waiting for them. What that thing is is a big surprise, and the journey they have to go through to get this big surprise makes “The Poseidon Adventure” look like a lap around the YMCA pool. Whatever. The only thing I got out of the whole write-up at Dot Net is that Amy Smart plays the sister. Then that reminded me of a post Jeremy wrote a while back titled “John Cena is an Idiot,” about how Cena married his high school sweetheart. Dipshit, you’re in remote New Mexico with a hot Hollywood actress, and you have a wife back home to answer to? Good one, dingaling. -Eric

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