Stunt Granny Poll: Were you ever in a backyard wrestling league?

If you were, pleeeease leave a comment with any information about it (your character, your gimmick, your finishing move, the fed’s name, the best memory from the league). There’s an audio a-brewin’!

How to build a wrestling ring… I dare you to try this at home

Don’t ask me how or why I came across this video. (I mostly don’t want you to ask me because I’m super drunk right now and I don’t remember. In fact, I’ve had to type this sentence four times to get it right.) It is embarrassingly bad in pretty much every way you can imagine. The video is hilariously awful, and the ring is cringe-inducingly side-splitting. And as usual, the comments are gems; I mean it, click on “view all ## comments” and read what these fools are saying to each other. These guys are really, genuinely proud of this abortion they call a wrestling ring. Hey, if I can sell plasma to buy my groceries, you guys can sell more pictures of your sister’s boobs to your friends and get a real ring from Highspots. Ooh, is your sister 18 yet? -Eric

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