Kevin’s Blog: Almost Live, Definitely Half Assed Review of #Smackdown

For Fry The Delivery Guy

After making myself some an excellent Lenten meal (buttered whole wheat noodles with garlic, basil, olive oil, Parmesan and Romano), cleaning up and getting the dogs to zonk out, it’s time to resume another TV review from yours truly. Fry pushed for me to do it for Smackdown more often. I had mostly been drinking too much the last two Fridays to do so. Saturday is usually a busy day with gym, then work then making a large meal to act as lunch the following work week. By the time Sunday rolls around, I feel like it’s too late. It’s almst over as I start this so I won’t play on Twitter but that will make the viewing go slightly quicker. Let’s roll.

Nice little video package for the main event between Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton. Sheamus is the first face in the ring. What the hell is up with the blue mood lighting? Is it supposed to make him look less white? I like that he’s comparing himself to Bryan in letting the title going to Bryan’s head. A little wonky. He felt like he wanted to tell an Irish story but he skipped it. Vickie Guerrero interrupts. My boy Dolph Ziggler gets to run down Sheamus before he loses to him. Vickie has to run down Teddy and go with Johnny Wooden GM. She needs to throw her hat in the ring. Make it a three party race. No match, right to commercial. Welcome to Smackdown where you don’t need a hook of some early action before the break.

The GM switcharoo would mean something if they hadn’t been running super shows for nearly a year straight. Mitchell Cool is defending Bryan. Josh & T don’t note the flip flop. Oh, Vickie put her candidacy on Twitter. #CougarInCheif. We’re @Stuntgranny if you were wondering. Vickie put Dolph’s leg on the rope. Dolph has gotten in enough offense. They just gave him another near fall. He has got to be a MITB winner this year. The White Noise. I do like the change in finisher. That looks safer, but weaker. I love to FF thru the many replays. Johnny Wooden GM is looking for an apology from Teddy Long. David Otunga is getting a bit better. Teddy won’t apologize. I want Teddy bad but I know I’ll be disappointed. I will be glad we only have one GM. I’m done with this interim GM stuff with more logic holes than Swiss cheese.

Another replay package. Can’t wait to sit thru these live in a couple of weeks. Heath Slater takes on Santino because the Cobra spit on him. Slater is the new age Barry Horowitz. I love it. That’s all I had to write for that segment. Piccolo.

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Second Annual Akeem Memorial Hall of Fame: Fun Wrestlers

Every year, starting in 2010, we here at Stunt Granny will go through a rigorous, dangerous, possibly illegal set of votes to induct people into our own Akeem Memorial Hall of Fame. The voting is broken up into four categories: Serious Wrestlers, Fun Wrestlers, Angles, and Matches. This post is for the Fun Wrestlers. Here are last year’s inductees:

Evil Doink the Clown, Honky Tonk Man, Big Boss Man, Akeem, Repo Man, Norman Smiley

And now, without any further ado, here are this year’s inductees!

La Parka

Sensational Sherri

Big Bubba Rogers

Kamala w/Kimchee

Barry Horowitz

Koko B. Ware

Stunt Granny Nostalgia Audio: NXT And Jobbers!

Stunt Granny Audio is never BLANK...

Dusty takes time out from nursing his back to health with chocolate ice cream and a Crazy for Swayze Movie Madness Marathon to join resident Stunt Granny nostalgia specialist Dan “Zourah” Kuester in talking about a veritable plethora of things, wrestling and non-wrestling related alike. Who do the guys think is going to win this season of Survivor? Which one reminds Dusty of Kaiser Soze? What do the kind young gentlemen think of the NXT guys? What does that have to do with nostalgia anyway? Find out how everything gets tied together like an Encyclopedia Brown novel in this audio spectacular! Or else!

Stunt Granny Nostalgia Audio: NXT And Jobbers!

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